Batman: Do you know what I hate most in the world?
Red Hood: Kittens? Laughter?
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Arsenal: Is it true that Batman has retractable fangs?
Red Hood:
Red Hood: Yes.
Hal: Ah, Bruce! You look very… sad? I can never tell.
Hal: Ah, Bruce! You look very… sad? I can never tell.
Batman: *typing away on the Watchtower’s mainframe computer while rest of the Justice League excitedly pack for their annual team building trip*
Green Lantern [to The Flash]: I can’t even picture Bats on vacation. I bet he doesn’t even own shorts.
See, playboy billionaire Bruce Wayne goes on vacation all the time. Reclusive vigilante Batman? Not so much.
Texting about an upcoming Justice League meeting…
Bruce: No sig oths.
Clark: Just say “significant others”.
Bruce: Maybe you have that kind of time, but I’m on a tight sched.
Bruce: I was just thinking, when my time comes –
Dick: Bruce!
Damian: Father!
Bruce: Listen to me. When my time comes, I want to be buried at sea.
Tim: You what?
Bruce: I want to be buried at sea. It looks like fun.
Jason: Define “fun”.
Also, you might want to have a word with Arthur about that.
Imagine: Jason, picked up by Alfred on Bruce’s orders and heading to the Manor for a family dinner.
Nightwing: Let’s just talk. We never just hang out and talk anymore!
Batman: Hrrrrn. Dick, that’s all we do.
Bruce: I just never think of money as an issue.
Clark: That’s ‘cause you have it.
Bruce: That’s a good point.
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