Nightwing: You had a bad shoulder and that’s why you could never play catch with me while I was Robin, right?
Batman: Riiiiiight.
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Nightwing [to Batman]: You love secrets, B. You wanna marry secrets and have little half-secret, half-human babies!
That’s right, Dick. Call ‘im out.
When your faux
fiancée won’t believe how nosy your siblings can be…
Tim [to Tam]: As soon as we touch, the blinds will open, and three annoying, but lovable, misfits will be staring at us.
And one creepy, but loveable, Batdad will be spying through binoculars from three roofs away.
When your faux
fiancée won’t believe how nosy your siblings can be…
Tim [to Tam]: As soon as we touch, the blinds will open, and three annoying, but lovable, misfits will be staring at us.
And one creepy, but loveable, Batdad will be spying through binoculars from three roofs away.
Visiting the Titans Tower be like…
Green Lantern: Which one of you is Dick Grayson?
Robin: Oh, that’s me.
Green Lantern: Wait a second… Is your father Batman?
Robin: *proudly* Yup.
Green Lantern: You poor kid.
Visiting Kent Farm be like…
Bruce: *watches as Lois serves Clark coffee and massages his shoulders without him having to ask her*
Bruce: *mutters to himself* That was so cool.
Selina: “Cool”?
Bruce: *clears his throat* By “cool” I mean wrong and stupid.
When your son tries to convince you that creating a clothing brand for superheroes is a good idea…
Bruce: Dick, you don’t know the first thing about running a business.
Dick: But there’s no risk, B.
Bruce: Why not?
Dick: Because it’s your money!
Nightwing [to Batman]: I don’t think being nice for a whole day would kill you!
Nightwing: *on the Comm Link* Tim’s going to be okay, Bruce. He’s only stunned.
Nightwing: *mutes Comm Link* You didn’t kill him, right?
Robin: Of course not.
Nightwing: *unmutes Comm Link* He’s only stunned.
When your adoptive father has guests over at the Manor…
Hellblazer: Judging from that banging sound, there’s a ghost in your closet.
Red Robin: That’s good news. I’ll never be lonely again.
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