When you teach your sons how to be financially responsible and ask them to present an account of their expenses…
Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian *hand over haphazardly stacked pieces of paper*
Bruce: Hn.
Bruce: Most of these aren’t even receipts. This one says, “I bought a Robmobile, 2010″.
When you eavesdrop on a conversation between your super dad and one of his super friends (and instantly regret it)…
Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian: *hiding behind the dinosaur in the Batcave*
Bruce [on the phone with Clark]: *in a gruff voice* Hal thinks he can “Mean Girls” me?! Hn! How lame is that? Let me tell you something, I might be a pretty face, but I fight to win. Just like “Legally Blonde”!
Dick: *covers his mouth as he starts to giggle, then looks at Jason*
Jason: *sticks his tongue out in disgust, then looks as Tim*
Tim: *slowly shakes his head and mouths “Wrong, just wrong”*
Damian: *crosses his arms and lets out a small -Tt-*
When Red Hood and Red Robin get into an intense argument during patrol and the latter walks out in frustration…
*Cue heavy rainfall*
Red Hood: *scoffs* Don’t hate me for your son leaving.
Peralta men: doing the exact opposite of what they say
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IMAGINE:
Nightwing [to Alfred]: *after finding out that Bruce teamed up with Deathstroke for a case behind his back* “I’m gonna go down to the Batcave, and I’m gonna express my concerns to him in a calm, rational manner.”
5 minutes later…
Nightwing [to Batman]: *dramatically flailing his arms* “What are you doing, Bruce?! He’s evil!”
>>> — <<<
Dick [to Bruce]: *after telling him that Jason’s coming over to the manor* Look, I know you don’t like him right now, but can you at least try to be nice to him for me?
Bruce: *grunts*
5 minutes later…
Red Hood: *getting off his motorcycle on the Manor driveway*
Bruce: *stomping towards him and pointing at him* I’m glad you’re no longer dead, you lousy son of mine!
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