Red Hood: Artemis isn’t mine to let go because we’re friends. We’re co-workers.
Bizarro: Red Him am not right. Not am Bizarro’s mistake. Bizarro not keep forgetting because of the way Red Him look, feel, and talk about Red Her.
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Arsenal: *watching Bizarro playing with Pup-Pup*
Red Hood: *whispering* His nickname around the safe house is Softypants McHuggable.
Teaching a super-powered, cloned Kryptonian about your world be like…
Watching TV…
Red Hood: That is, uh, Kermit the Frog.
Bizarro: Me am recognize the species.
Red Hood: It’s an amphibious life form from Earth.
Bizarro: Someone Red Him not know?
Red Hood: No, no. He’s just a leader I admire. Always keeps his cool in a crisis. Inspires greatness in his people.
Red Hood [to Artemis, about Bizarro]: You know, he’s really quite sweet when he’s not trying to destroy you.
Bizarro: You not okay, Red Him?
Red Hood: Yeah, just a flesh wound, big guy. Thirty-five of them.
When Bizarro learned to cook for breakfast…
Roy: Whose eggs do you like better, his or mine? Huh?
Jason: Well, I… like both eggs equally.
Roy: Oh, come on! Nobody likes two different kinds of eggs equally. You like one better than the other, and I wanna know which!
Jason: Well, what’s the difference? Your eggs aren’t here anymore, are they? You took your eggs and you left! Did you really expect me never to find new eggs?
Well, technically, you left, Jay, but whatever.
While watching Roy fly around the safe house on Bizarro’s back…
Artemis: Is that the old friend who almost got you killed a few years ago?
Jason: *grinning* Yeah, like six times.
On meeting Artemis and Bizarro for thre first time…
Red Hood: I don’t know how to explain this. I think these are my people.
Bizarro [about Pup Pup]: Me am not call him Squishy, and he am not be mine, and he am not be my Squishy!
Introducing Bizarro to the Batfamily…
Jason: His nickname around the safe house is Softypants Mchuggable.
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