When you’re floored by how cool Batman’s “toys” are…
Shazam: *clears throat and sheepishly rubs his neck* Correct me if I’m wrong, Mr. Batman, sir, but wasn’t there a car attached to you?
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Imagine: Tim Drake, pissed off that Batman left him to “babysit”, interrogating Billy Batson (before knowing about his super alter ego).
When the Batboys meet the black-haired, blue-eyed child for the first time…
Billy: I am Shazam. I come in peace.
Tim: *shakes Billy’s hand* Oh, I’m so glad you’re not a Robin!
When the Batboys meet the black-haired, blue-eyed child for the first time…
Billy: I am Shazam. I come in peace.
Tim: *shakes Billy’s hand* Oh, I’m so glad you’re not a Robin!
Imagine: Tim Drake, pissed off that Batman left him to “babysit”, interrogating Billy Batson (before knowing about his super alter ego).
When Billy Batson hangs out with the Robins…
Wally [to Kyle]: It’s like trying to find Waldo in a sea of Waldos.
When you’re floored by how cool Batman’s “toys” are…
Shazam: *clears throat and sheepishly rubs his neck* Correct me if I’m wrong, Mr. Batman, sir, but wasn’t there a car attached to you?
When the Batboys meet the black-haired, blue-eyed child for the first time…
Billy: I am Shazam. I come in peace.
Tim: *shakes Billy’s hand* Oh, I’m so glad you’re not a Robin!
Before the Justice Leaguers knew each other’s civilian identity…
Billy: Did you kiss? Did you French?
Hal: Shazam, buddy, I’m not going to answer that.
Hal: And nobody over the age of twelve says “French”.
Batman sends Red Robin out to investigate and report on Shazam, who’s currently in child form..
Tim: Are you a minor? How old are you?
Billy: 610. I’m a Highlander.
Tim: Okay, you know what? I’m going to put that in there, and then you’re going to be tried as an adult Highlander, and they’re going to cut your head off. Is that what you want?
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