Cop : Turn around !
Jason : Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never comin’ around
Cop : TURN AROUND !!
Jason : *feelin’ it* EVERY NOW AND THEN-!
And his voice’d be all robot-y because of his mask’s voice modifier.
Tag: big brother of the year
At a bar…
Bartender: Where’d you get that jacket?
Jason: *sips beer* I was buried in it.
Bartender:
Bartender: *awkwardly moves away*
When you team up with your brother to catch one of the most elusive criminal masterminds in the world…
Red Hood: You were very good out there.
Red Robin: And you were very Jason.
When you’re just trying to be Gotham City’s antihero…
Civilian: Hey, you’re the criminal-and-drugs guy!
Red Hood: That doesn’t sound like flattery.
When you overstay your welcome at Red Hood’s safe house…
Jason: *hopping over mounds of bloody patrol suits and broken weapons while picking up dirty dishes*
Tim and Damian: *playing Injustice 2 on Xbox while yelling threats at each other*
Dick: *pouring milk on his cereal and spilling some on the carpet*
Jason: I don’t know when I became a dad to three lazy teenagers, but it stops today. You guys are cleaning this place up, top to bottom!
Dick: Hey, we don’t even live here!
Jason: Yes or no, do you have clothes in my laundry right now?
Tim: *sobbing by the Batcomputer*
Jason:
Jason: Hey, Timbo?
Tim: *wiping away tears* Yeah?
Jason: If you ever want to not talk about it, I’m your guy, okay?
Visiting your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…
Jason: *takes a sip* Mmm. What kind of tea is this?
Dick: *wearing the same blood- and milk-stained shirt for the third day in a row* Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.
Red Hood: *gets off the phone*
Artemis: Duty calls?
Red Hood: Worse. Batman.
Red Hood [to Red Robin and Robin]: The two of you agreeing with each other? Now, that’s scary.
Batman: Jason, I’ve been looking for you.
Red Hood: You know, you’ve got a way of saying that where it never sounds like good news.
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