Mornings at the Manor…
Tim: *drinking his twelfth cup of coffee* If Jerry the Turkey didn’t belong in the oven, then why did he fit?
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In which Dick and Jason race to save their little brother’s beloved pet (lest the War of the Century begin in the Wayne household).
Tag: big brother of the year
When your adoptive father asks you what he has to do to earn your forgiveness…
Red Hood: Look, Bruce, the least you can do is let me do anything I want.
Jason [about Roy and Kory]: I miss those guys.
Dick: I know. Me, too.
Dick: *about to tickle Jason* Now who’s the sensitive little flower?
Cleaning up the Batcave (as punishment from Alfred for partying too hard in there with the other Titans)…
Dick [to Jason]: Hey, you missed a spot.
Jason [pointing at Tim’s face]: So did you.
When the Batkids team up with others to strategize how to defeat a villain…
Other superhero: Are you related to Batman or something? This sounds like something he would come up with.
Robin: *pouncing on said superhero* Related?! I’ll show you who’s related –
Red Hood: *to any superhero passing by, scoffing* Blood sons, amiright?
Training with the Batboys…
Red Robin: It’s a motion-sensitive bomb.
The Signal: Cool, cool, cool. So I probably shouldn’t have slammed a chair against the glass.
Red Hood: *chuckling* No, that wasn’t a good idea.
The Signal: Sorry, it’s my first bomb!
Jason: *comes back from the dead and finally reveals to the Batfamily who he is*
Batfamily: What happened to you???
Jason: *remembers coming out of the Lazarus Pit* An unexpected swim. You should try it. It was quite refreshing.
While enduring Batman’s “I’m disappointed” lecture (and face) after a mission gone awry, aggravated by someone’s inappropriate jokes…
Red Robin: You just had to open your mouth.
Red Hood: *rolls his eyes* You just had to be in the room.
Bruce: Tim, please keep an eye on Jason today. He’s going to say something to the wrong person and get himself arrested.
Tim: Sure. I’d love to see Jason get arrested.
Bruce: Try again.
Tim: I will stop Jason from getting arrested.
Bruce: Correct.
In a prison cell, chained to the wall, after Roy comments on a criminal mastermind’s fahsion choices…
Arsenal: It just came out!
Red Hood: When your brain stops working, you should just shut your mouth.
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