Red Hood and Arsenal: *walking*
Arsenal: *pauses*
Arsenal: Does that sound like somebody saying “No”, “Wait”, “Stop” to you?
Red Hood: *listens*
Red Hood: Yeah.
Arsenal: *continues walking* Oh, well.
Tag: big brother of the year
When you find out that one of the most dangerous criminal masterminds in the world has set up headquarters in Gotham City…
Red Robin: What should we do?
Nightwing: Stay away.
Red Hood:
Red Robin:
Robin:
Nightwing: … Or, if we’re stupid, we go there and set up surveillance.
Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin and Robin: *immediately jump out of their seats and start grabbing their gear*
Me: *yells as they race out of the Batcave in their respective vehicles* Take care, boys! I’ll try to calm your father down when he gets back from the Watchtower!
When The Flash messes with the timeline yet again…
Future Jason: Okay. If you’re me… then tell me something only I would know.
Jason: Dick Grayson. We were, uh… 15. He made us try on his Nightwing suit from the 80′s. It was gold and blue. And satiny. And you know what? We kind of liked it.
Future Jason: Touché.
Red Robin: *crawling on the floor* Uuurrgghhhhrr…
Red Robin: *grabs hold of a metal bar* Hhhrrrnnnnhhh…
Red Robin: *struggles to hoist himself onto a chair* …aaAHhhhhhraaahh –
Robin: Pathetic.
Robin: *shuts down the Batcomputer*
Red Robin: NOOOOOOOO! *breaks down in tears*
Red Hood: *fireman-carries a sobbing Tim* It’s really for your own good, Timbo –
Nightwing: *walks into the Batcave* Everything alright?
Robin: Drake refuses to sleep!
The Signal: Something about wanting, no, needing to post… whatever, man, who knows… because something, something happiness…?
Nightwing:
Nightwing: *turns on the Batcomputer*
Nightwing: Who’s @dangerous-doodle ?
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Someone who made me real happy back, Dick.
Thank you so much, @dangerous-doodle . 😎
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Roy [on the phone]: Okay, I know what “nothing” means, so…
Jason: “Nothing” means “nothing”, Roy. I’m fine.
Roy: Don’t go anywhere. I’m gonna be there soon.
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And by “there soon”, Jaybird, he actually means he’s already parking his motorcycle outside your safehouse.
Red Hood: Alfred says I might have a concussion. I wasn’t able to pick up the little brat from school this morning. Oh, and get this, I have a concussion!
When you’re post-patrol but you still gotta be an older brother.
Arsenal: Jason, our friendship is built on lies?!
Red Hood: … And laughter, and stalking criminals, and love.
Why Batman disdains out-of-town supervillain lairs (or taking his sons with him all at once)…
Nightwing: Turkey farm?
Red Hood: No.
Red Robin: Skunks?
Red Hood: No.
Robin: Slaughterhouse?
Red Hood: No.
Catwoman: What are you boys doing back there?
Red Robin: We’re playing “What’s That Odor?”.
Robin: Father’s feet?
Batman: Hn. Damian.
Red Hood: You win, Dami.
Batman: Jason.
Nightwing: Are we there yet, Bruce?
Batman: I’ll tell you when we get there. Go back to your smell game.
Robin: Todd, I’m going to jump off this skyscraper.
Red Hood: You know, kid, as the only adult here, I feel like I should say something.
Robin: What?
Red Hood: Cool!
Crashing at Red Robin’s Nest…
Jason: *places pillows on the couch*
Tim: Don’t sleep there. You can use the bedroom.
Jason: I can’t take your bedroom.
Tim: I’m up at four o’clock in the morning.
Jason: I can’t kick you out of your bed.
Tim: I don’t even sleep.
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