Tag: big brother of the year

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Preparing to jump a gang of mobsters be like…

Red Hood: Okay. On three. One. Two –

Arsenal: Why don’t we just go on two?

Red Hood: Why two?

Arsenal: Because it’s faster.

Red Hood: You know, I could’ve counted to three, like, four times without all this “two” talk!

Arsenal: All right, but in the future…

Red Hood: Okay. One. Two –

Arsenal: So are we going on two?

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Batman:

Martian Manhunter:

Batman:

Martian Manhunter: *frowning*

Batman:

Martian Manhunter: *glares at Bruce, flips his cape, and storms out, looking offended*

Batman: J’onn, hold on, what –

Batman: Can’t a man think in private anymore?

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Batman: Barry, could you –

The Flash: It wasn’t me, I swear! *runs away*

Batman: About Gotham Bay, Arthur –

Aquaman: I am not in the mood, Bruce. *swims away*

Batman:

Batman: Hrrn.

Superman: *standing next to Bruce* 😏

Batman: -Tt-

Batman: Go ahead, Clark. Fly away.

Superman: Noooope.

Batman: Ugh. *walks away*

Superman: Right, @dangerous-doodle ?

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Superman: *throws his hands up in exasperation* Thank you, @hillshollow !

Batman: Hn.

Superman: Just this morning, at breakfast, for crying out loud! *imitating Bruce’s voice* “Clark, pass the ketchup.” Tone. “Jordan, you seem to enjoy eating garbage.” Tone. “Diana –” Well, you did dial it down for that one.

Batman: *puffing out his chest and putting his hands on his hips* And this is necessary at all times?

Superman:

Superman: *eyes glowing red* ARGH! *walks out of the hall*

Superman: There’s just no winning with you, Bruce!

Batman:

Batman: *smirks*

hillshollow:

I imagine ‘that tone’ is Bruce’s usual voice…🤔

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

When your bestfriend accuses you of unnecessarily intimidating someone…

Superman: You say I have a face.

Batman: *scoffs*

Superman: You have a tone, and it says, “I’m gonna hit somebody.”

Red Robin: @paranoidmedic, ha! Like that one time when Bruce said –

Red Hood: Tim, don’t you DARE –

Red Robin: – “I – ”

Red Hood: *tackles Tim to the ground*

Red Robin: *struggling to speak while being smothered by Jason’s letter jacket* Bru- Bruce s-s-said – Jason, get orfff –

Red Hood: You shut your pie hole!

Robin: Father told him he loved him.

Nightwing: In the middle of an argument. It was touching, really.

Robin: Todd stopped moving.

Red Robin: *sputtering* O-or b-breath-breathing, as if died aga– Ow, Jay! –

Nightwing: I think he’s afraid that Bruce’s going to surprise him with affection again.

Robin: -Tt- It is kind of hard to tell with Father’s tone.

Red Hood: *screams in agony*

Red Hood: *dramatically takes out two machine guns from underneath his leather jacket*

Red Hood: *clears his throat, then switches to Tony Montana’s accent* Say hello to my little friends!

The Signal: Uh, dude, I don’t think they meant we should cause the riot –

Red Robin: *yelling a la-Tarzan while grapple-hooking from wall to wall*

Goliath: *taking ground-shaking steps around the Batcave with Damian on his back*

Robin: *laughing tyranically*

Nightwing: *carrying a crate of glowsticks and party poppers* Hey, y’all started without –

Nightwing:

Nightwing: It’s Alfred. RUN!

Alfred: *walking into a seemingly empty Batcave and speaking to seemingly no one* Dinner is served. If you wish to partake of it, I suggest you all make better life decisions from this moment on.

Alfred: And you – *looking squarely at @kittyofalltrades* – may join us.

Alfred: *walks out*

The Batboys: *scurries out of their hiding places and runs after him*

The Signal: *looks back at @kittyofalltrades* So, uh, you coming?

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