Hide-and-Seek at the Manor…
Jason: *snickering*
Damian: *crouching behind Batcow*
Damian: I call it cow-moo-flage, Todd.
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Bruce: Why are you two here?
Roy: I’m here to help.
Jason: And I’m here to make things worse.
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Imagine: Damian watching Tim (or, well, vice versa) explain himself to Bruce, Alfred, or Dick (while Jason just munches on popcorn and watches it all go down).
Bruce, Dick, Tim and Alfred: *run into Jason’s bedroom after hearing a scuffle from upstairs*
Jason: *has Damian pinned to the wall*
Damian: *choking Jason*
Jason: *struggling to talk* Nothing to be alarmed about, people. It’s just a man pointing a bull tranquilizer at his little brother.
When you’re not fond of reporting to Batman…
Nightwing: Should we tell the Boss?
Red Hood: We?
Red Robin: Well, now that you know the particulars, yeah.
Red Hood: Timmy, two minutes ago I was blissfully ignorant.
Jason: What Bruce’s asking me to do is nuts!
Tim: Okay, but is it nuts and the right thing, or just nuts?
Arkham Knight [about Batman]: I’d lock up my own father if I thought he was scamming street rats.
Scarecrow: Your own father?
Arkham Knight: … But with lots of back-up.
Some dads just don’t go down that easily. A son knows.
After the Batfamily asked him to lay low for a bit…
Jason: I was… jogging.
Bruce: Jogging. In leather pants, a kevlar hoodie, and muddy work boots.
Bruce: Hn.
Red Robin: You’ll play nice?
Red Hood: Right up until nice doesn’t work.
Arsenal: *whispering* I’ll be discreet, I promise. I left my bazooka in the tank.
Red Hood: *rolls eyes under the helmet*
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