Red Hood: *peeks from behind a crate at a group of burly men in state-of-the-art armor guarding the warehouse entrance*
Red Hood: *whispering* How are we going to get past them without a gun fight?
Red Robin: *studying a digital blueprint of the warehouse* I’ll tell you how John McClane would do it: the vents.
Red Hood: *stuffs his revolvers back into their holsters and nods enthusiastically* Blast the A/C, they get chilly, they leave to find sweaters.
Red Robin:
Red Robin: No. We’re going to climb through them.
Red Hood: Even better! Classic use of vents.
Tag: big brother of the year
Why Tim started bringing his snacks with him during bathroom breaks…
Tim: *pauses movie* Stay away from my fries!
Jason: I take that as an offer.
When Red Robin comes back to the land of the living…
Jason [to Tim]: Look at you! All grown up and back living with Bruce… How good do you feel about yourself right now, on a scale from one to two?
Damian: I’m human!
Jason: *shrugs* In your own way.
Crashing at Red Robin’s Nest…
Jason: *places pillows on the couch*
Tim: Don’t sleep there. You can use the bedroom.
Jason: I can’t take your bedroom.
Tim: I’m up at four o’clock in the morning.
Jason: I can’t kick you out of your bed.
Tim: I don’t even sleep.
Jason: Does it shock you that 80% of my encounters with women have been completely without their knowledge?
Tim: Honestly, I’m more surprised by the other 20%, Jay.
Black Mask: Pick a game. Dice, roulette, cards. You win, the tracker is yours. I win, you die.
Red Hood: Do you have UNO?
Roy: Today is the day, Jaybird.
Jason: What? You move out?
Roy: No, who’s gonna do your laundry?
How to check if Damian actually cares (or how Jason ended up strapped to the giant Joker card in the Batcave)…
Damian: Where is Drake?
Jason: I’m sorry… Timmy never woke up.
Damian: What?!?!
Jason: Never woke up because he never passed out. He’s right over there.
Fighting with “yourself” be like…
Earth 261564817’s Red Hood: I’ve been counting our bullets. One of us it out.
Our Red Hood: Is it you?
Theirs: Yes.
Ours: Why would you tell me that?
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