Tim: At least give me the gun.
Jason: *cocks the gun* I’ll give you the bullets!
Tim: You’d rather we both die?
Jason: I’m honestly kind of on the fence!
Tag: big brother of the year
Batman: If anything goes wrong, I’m holding you responsible.
Red Hood: *rolling his eyes under his helmet* Yeah, that’ll teach me.
Dick: *pulls Tim and Damian apart* Hey! Enough, you two!
Tim and Damian: *pointing at each other* Tell him that!
Dick: Pretty sure I just did.
Duke: Jason, what am I going to tell Bruce?
Jason: Well, if you learned anything today, it won’t be the truth.
Dick: And it’s not broadening Damian’s horizons. Trust me, Bruce’s idea of horizon broadening is a lot of fights walking home from a lot of jazz tap lessons.
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