Tag: big brother of the year

When you’re all of a sudden sentimental during a family barbecue…

Dick: *stares at the Manor’s facade while grilling*

Dick: Someday, when I’m old and wrinkly, perhaps I’ll go back and look fondly at this house.

Jason: *sips beer* Well, stop in and say hi to me because I’ll still be here chilling in my basement bachelor pad.

Tim: *tosses a frisbee back to Damian* Make sure to water my backyard grave.

Jason: As long as I can dig you up and stick you on the front porch every Halloween.

Tim: Just don’t dress me up as a woman.

Jason: We’ll see.

After hearing about how well their teenaged brother’s been running a multibillion-dollar business empire…

Jason: Wow. Timmy, a CEO. I feel so full of… What’s the opposite of shame?

Dick: Pride?

Jason: No, not that far from shame.

Dick: Less shame?

Jason: Yeah.

Justifying why Tim’s hanging upside down, fast asleep, from the Batcave ceiling….

Jason: Bruce, try to understand. There are two kinds of Robins: jocks and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time.

You sure Tim’s the only “nerd”, Jay?

When your underage brother just wants to show you some support after you have yet another fight with your adoptive father…

Tim: So, um, do you want me to go to a bar with you and watch you drink?

Jason: No, no, that’s okay. It, uh, got a little weird last time.