Tag: big brother of the year

When the Batmobile goes missing…

Bruce: Hn.

Bruce: *strips off the gag covering Jason’s mouth* I asked you to watch over your little brother.

Jason: *tied to the gigantic Joker card* I tried to stop Damian, but he overpowered me!

Not obvious enough, Bruce?

Jason: Young man, since you broke Tim’s teeth, he gets to break yours.

Tim: *wipes blood off his mouth and cracks his knuckles* This is gonna be sweet.

Damian: *sneers*

In which Bruce, Alfred, and Dick never leave Jason to “babysit” his younger brothers again.

First rule of Bat Club…

a-wayne-at-heart:

Damian: Drake.

Tim: Brat. The bet ends today. Are you ready?

Damian: I was born ready.

Tim: To lose? The whole question was, “Are you ready to lose?” and you said you were born that way.

Damian: Twist my words all you want.

Tim: Okay.

Damian: I’m winning this bet.

Jason: What bet? What’re you guys talking about?

Dick: Seriously? The bet? They’ve been keeping score all year. It comes up all the time. What are you doin’ all day?

Jason: Nothin’. Why, you wanna hang out?

On the last day of March, thirty minutes before midnight…

Somewhere on the Manor grounds…

Robin [on the Comm Link]: *sounds of rustling leaves and scraping metals in the background* You’re going down, Todd. I’m going to fool you!

Red Hood: *stuffing a sack with batarangs and Damian’s underwear* You talk better than you fool, kid.

Robin [on the Comm Link]: Oh, I will fool you up real nice.

Red Hood: You couldn’t fool your cleverest brother on the fooling-est day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.

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In which, as tradition goes, Alfred already has the Batcave’s surgical bay ready in time for the first of April.

Robin: *sneaking out of the Manor at midnight*

Jason: *turns a lamp on*

Jason: *sitting in the dark with his legs crossed and a novel on his lap* Where are you going, Brat?

Robin: -Tt-

Robin: I don’t know.

Jason: When will you be home?

Robin: I’m not sure.

Jason: Where are you going?

Robin: You already asked me that, Todd!

Jason: Will you bring me back something?

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This is why you’re secretly Dami’s favorite older brother sometimes, Jay.