Tag: big brother of the year

Hey Hood, sorry for impersonating you the other day. But my replica of your suit (and the Ak) suit both work to keep people off and I need groceries. But wanted to say your the best and I will gladly fight your siblings but your the best and don’t forget you got fans backing you if anyone gives you shit in these trying times. Also Alfred’s the best cook ever

Red Hood: First off… Yeah, yeah. Tim showed me the CCTV footage. He said you weren’t that irritating so he knew you weren’t me. That suit is dope, though. Took a few notes for my own. *sprays his glove with sanitizer then fist-bumps @thepoolofthedead *

Red Hood: But, um… I’m all for breaking rules and everything, but that’s… I’m immune to most kinds of… The Lazarus Pit was… I mean, you know… *stares at his boots, sheepish*

Red Hood: I tell you what. You stay at home and I send you a week’s supply of Alfred’s goodies. Maybe I send one of my brothers once in a while to check on you, too. Then you can pick a fight with them from six feet away. Deal?  

*as I’m standing, watching then with tears in my eyes* I wanna hug too

Red Hood: *wobbles over to @jasonsstupidity , nearly tripping in his thick hazmat suit* No, no, don’t, don’t do that. *takes out a Wayne Tech-grade sanitizer from his pocket, sprays it on his glove, and wipes the tears from their eyes* There.

Red Hood: *sheepishly* I’m outta extra protective gear at the moment, but, um… Oh, you know what? *sprays himself vigorously from helmet-to-boots*

Red Hood: *proudly shows off his dripping-wet suit* Eh? Eh? *then hugs them tightly, soaking their clothes in the process* Uhhh, sorry about that… It’s just… This means more to me than you know.    

Jason may not want a hug but please let him know that I would die for him please and thank you (if my username isn’t a dead giveaway that I would die for him)

Red Hood [to @redhoodparker ]: What? What makes you think that? You know what, c’mere. *gestures for them to come closer*

Red Hood: *holds up a hand to stop them* Oh, but first, put this on. *tosses a black hazmat suit with a Batman logo on it and a face shield with pointy ears over to them*

Red Hood: There. *wobbles over to them, making a light squishy sound as the fabric of his thick PVC suit moves*

Red Hood: *exhales contentedly as he finally hugs them tightly* This… This is nice.

Red Hood: …

@redhoodparker : …

Red Hood: It looks like I’m hugging Batman, doesn’t it?

dangerous-doodle:

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

After a nasty argument with Bruce…

Red Hood: CROWBARS AND BOMBS MAY BREAK MY BONES –

Batman: *walks away and is finally out of earshot *

Red Hood: *sniffling*… but words will hurt me forever.

THIS IS ONE OF THE TIMES WERE I D IS P I S EE THIS BLOG HOW DARE YOU DON’T YOU K N O W THAT I HAVE A HEART I WANT TO GIVE HIM A HUG NOW H O WW DA RE

Red Hood: *making sure to stand six feet away from @dangerous-doodle * I’m fine, I’m fine, t-thanks.

Red Hood: *blows his nose and wipes his eyes* I-It’s th-the aller-*hiccups* allergies.