Tag: big brother of the year

Jason: So, who’d you side with, Tim or Damian?

Dick: Neither. I just pretended that I was paged by Bruce, and then when they said that they didn’t hear anything, I called them both liars and somersaulted away.

Jason: Smooth.

Family Patrol Night…

Red Hood: Why didn’t you stop me?

Red Robin: What?

Red Hood: Why did you let me harass that guy? *gestures to a bound and gagged criminal out of earshot*

Red Robin: So, you think the fact that you got annoyed and became incredibly insensitive with another human being is my fault?

Red Hood: Yeah! Lookit, whenever I’m about to do some stupid-ass stuff, you’re the one who calls me on it, and you’re then damn-sure the one who makes me stop.

Jason [to Roy]: Do you really think I care about what my brothers think? Tim camped out in a wizard outfit to see the latest “Harry Potter” movie.

Tim: You swore you wouldn’t tell! We even high-fived on it, Jay!

Jason: Timbo, we high-five on everything.

Tim: That’s such a lame excuse. I’m totally pissed at you. High-five!

Dropping by your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…

Red Hood: *withdraws his hand in disgust* Why is there milk-soaked cereal in the silverware drawer?

Dick: Oh, you mean, why is there silverware in the cereal drawer? *winks*

Red Hood:

Red Hood: *takes a photo and texts it to Alfred*

Dropping by your older brother’s Blüdhaven apartment be like…

Red Hood: *withdraws his hand in disgust* Why is there milk-soaked cereal in the silverware drawer?

Dick: Oh, you mean, why is there silverware in the cereal drawer? *winks*

Red Hood:

Red Hood: *takes a photo and texts it to Alfred*

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Giving your brother a tour of your new hometown be like…

Nightwing: This part of Blüdhaven might be very rough, but, Jay, the people here are the best!

Red Hood: *staring at his motorcycle* I’m pretty sure I had wheels when I parked here.

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Ha! Serves you right, Jason Todd. Serves you right.