Damian: Who here has been the butt of a joke that has gone too far?

Tim: Brat, you make fun of us everyday.

Jason: Yeah. Every. Single. Day.

Damian: You never said anything.

Steph: Uh, we have. Countless times.

Damian: Well, it’s hard to tell the difference between you inferior people saying, “Stop! Because I want you to stop!” and “Stop!”, as in “Stop! You’re making making me laugh so hard! What you’re doing is so funny! You’re on a roll, I’m a busting a gut! Stoppp!”.

Jason, Tim, Steph: That’s never been the case.

Post-traning session at the Manor…

Nightwing: *trying to catch his breath and wiping sweat off his face*

Red Hood: *examining his broken helmet while holding an ice pack against his temple*

Red Robin: *throwing his halved bo staff into the fireplace*

Nightwing [to Robin]: In everyone’s defense, I think the most worthy opponent of yours is… you.

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Well, since your sisters were out shopping during this whole ordeal, one cannot say that with absolute certainty.

Discussing ways to win your father’s sympathy be like…

Red Hood: How about this: I throw a corpse dressed like me off the roof –

Red Robin: *looks into the camera like he’s on “The Office”*