Tag: big brother of the year

a-wayne-at-heart-too:

a-wayne-at-heart:

If the Batboys had entrance music when they entered a battlefield…

DICK’s would be “Death of a Bachelor” by Panic! At the Disco…

JASON’s, “Heathens” by twenty one pilots…

TIM’s, “Basketcase” by Green Day…

And, DAMIAN’s, “The Imperial March” by John Williams.

The Robins as… sort of.

I just felt like putting together some pre-battle mood music and visuals for these Batboys. Let me give credit where it is due: none of the media I used are my property. (Thank you, owners.) 

DICK:

Listen: Panic! At the Disco’s “Death of a Bachelor”

Does Dick look lonely? He sees the shadows on his face. People have told him he doesn’t look the same.

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JASON:

Listen: tweny one pilots’ “Heathens”

All Jay’s friends are heathens, take it slow. Wait for them to ask you who you know. Please don’t make any sudden moves. 

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TIM:

Listen: Green Day’s “Basketcase”

Sometimes Tim gives himself the creeps. Sometimes his mind plays tricks on him. It all keeps adding up. He thinks he’s cracking up.

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DAMIAN:

Listen: “The Imperial March” by John Williams

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DUN DUN DUN DUN DU RUN DUN DU RUN away. It doesn’t matter how big you are, he’s not backing down.

a-wayne-at-heart:

If the Batboys had entrance music when they entered a battlefield…

DICK’s would be “Death of a Bachelor” by Panic! At the Disco…

JASON’s, “Heathens” by twenty one pilots…

TIM’s, “Basketcase” by Green Day…

And, DAMIAN’s, “The Imperial March” by John Williams.

The Robins as… sort of.

I just felt like putting together some pre-battle mood music and visuals for these Batboys. Let me give credit where it is due: none of the media I used are my property. (Thank you, owners.) 

DICK:

Listen: Panic! At the Disco’s “Death of a Bachelor”

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JASON:

Listen: tweny one pilot’s “Heathens”

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TIM:

Listen: Green Day’s “Basketcase”

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DAMIAN:

Listen: “The Imperial March” by John Williams

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incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Tim: *whispering* What’s your hurry?

Jason: *grabbing his leather jacket and kicking three-day-old garbage underneath the sofa* This place is depressing.

Dick: *yelling from the kitchen* Hey! I live here!

Jason: *yelling back* And I’m sure it’s a blast once you get used to it!

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Maybe if you cleaned up once in a while before these family visits, Nightwing…

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Family Patrol Night…

Batman: *setting up surveillance equipment on the rooftop*

Robin: *watching the traffic down below while perched atop a gargoyle*

Nightwing: *balancing on the ledge (y’know, upside-down and on one hand, the yoosh)*

Red Robin: Jay, I have a riddle for you. What’s the sound of one hand clapping?

Red Hood: Piece of cake. *opens and closes his fist quickly, which makes a faint sound*

Red Robin: No, man. It’s a 3000-year-old riddle with no answer. It’s supposed to clear your mind of conscious thought.

Red Hood: No answer? Timmy, listen up. *quickly opens and closes his fist again*

Batman: Hn. *smirks*

Nightwing: *giggles and almost loses his balance*

Robin: -Tt-

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

Teaching your older brother an ancient form of meditation sacred to a line of assassins be like…

Damian: I want you to shut off the logical part of your mind.

Jason: Okay.

Damian: Embrace nothingness.

Jason: You got it.

Damian: Become like an uncarved stone.

Jason: Done.

Damian: Todd! You’re just pretending to know what I’m talking about!

Jason: True.

Damian: -Tt- It’s very frustrating!

Jason: I’ll bet.

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

When you ask your adoptive son how you can make up for all those lost years and he eagerly pulls out the new “Batman: Arkham Knight” game…

Jason: In the hunky robotic suit with adorable pointy ears, with a record of 48 wins and no losses, the undisputed champ of this Manor, the amazeballs Jason Todd! *whistles and cheers*

Bruce: Hn.

Jason: And in the black, leather BatSpanx, with a record of zero wins and 48 defeats – oh, correction, humiliating defeats, all of them by –

Bruce: Must you do this every time?

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That he must, Bats. That he must.

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

When you’re curious to find out what you could’ve been had you not met Batman…

S.T.A.R. Labs Scientist: Here are your scientifically selected careers.

Batgirl: “Architect”. Nice.

The Signal: “Insurance salesman”. Uhhh, right.

Spoiler: “Salmon gutter”? What in the –

Robin: “Military strongman”. -Tt-

Red Robin: “Systems analyst”. *shrugs*

Nightwing: “Homemaker”?

S.T.A.R. Labs Scientist: Mm-hm. It’s like a mommy.

Red Hood: “Police officer”? Well, I’ll be jiggered.