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At the Kent Farm…

Bruce: *in a double-breasted suit*

Dick: *adjusts his bow tie*

Jason: *fumbles with his cufflinks*

Tim: *licks hand and flattens Damian’s hair*

Damian: *slaps Tim’s hand away*

Pa Kent and Ma Kent:

Clark: So, uh, you guys dress up for Thanksgiving?

Bruce: Doesn’t everybody?

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Tim: *tightening his tie and straightening out his double-breasted suit in front of a mirror*

Tim: I’m going to the movies with Tam. I don’t want her to think I think it’s a date.

Jason: Do you think it’s a date?

Tim: *clipping his cuff links and shining his black Oxford shoes* No, but she might think I think it’s a date, even though I don’t.

Jason: Or you might think she thinks you think it’s a date, even though she doesn’t.

Tim: *grooming his hair* Are we overthinking this?

Jason: *handing him a bouquet of roses and a box of chocolates* Not at all.