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DC’s Gotham City
So you won’t kill, but you’re fine with traumatic brain injuries.
Robin to Batman, after seeing his father pummel a prison guard, Injustice 2
[INJUSTICE 2] *Pre-Battle Banter *
Barry: You’ve gotta lighten up a little.
Bruce: What part of “Dark Knight” don’t you get?
Barry: See? That’s just what I’m talking about.
[INJUSTICE 2] * Pre-Battle Banter *
Barry: Hitting me won’t be easy.
Bruce: It’ll hurt just the same.
Barry: Couldn’t you be intimidated just this once?
[INJUSTICE 2] * Pre-Battle Banter *
Hal: Look at us. We’re fighting again.
Bruce: I don’t do it for my health.
Hal: Let’s hope not.
[INJUSTICE 2] * Pre-Battle Banter *
Hal: I fly, you don’t. I win.
Bruce: Think I haven’t planned for this?
Hal: One way to find out.
Jake: Boyle, I need to throw away this piece of paper and I can’t move my body.
Boyle: On it, Jakey, it’s show time. Here we go. I love this. We’re like Batman and Alfred.
Rosa: You’d rather be Alfred than Robin?
Boyle: He has access to the Bat Cave and, plus, he gets to drive all Batman’s girlfriends home and dish.
Jake: Doy.
From: BROOKLYN NINE-NINE
The thing about The LEGO Batman Movie (2017) is that it really is a satire of its comic book counterpart. It simplifies (and humorously so) a lot of deep canon concepts in the Batman universe that fans who intimately know the Batfamily can relate to and those who aren’t yet can appreciate nonetheless.
I mean, even this little scene right here? Robin being put on “time out” for disobeying Batman’s orders? And Dick being an enthusiastic Boy Wonder who’s grateful to Bruce for being a friend/father figure regardless of the drama that surrounds them? I think it playfully sums up much of their dynamic.
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