batman in love – Page 7 – incorrect-batfamily-quotes

Bruce [to Selina]: You know what I thought when I first met you? You were a mystery I was never going to solve.

Batman: *climbs in through window with burns, bruises, and a tattered suit*

Batman: That was close.

Alfred: Speaking of close, Master Bruce, you are getting married in five minutes.

Yes, this is probably how Bruce and Selina’s wedding day is going to start.

Jason: How many Catwomen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Bruce: How many?

Jason: None, because she’s got you to do that, sucker!

Jason: What’s odd is you wanting to date our fath- Bruce!

Selina: Why’s that odd?

Jason: Because you’re you! And he’s, um –

Selina: Handsome, mysterious, successful, a genius…

Jason: Like, one of those, tops.

Upon receiving intel that Jason’s being targeted by a hit squad…

Red Robin: This Gothamite hit squad is no joke. So if I were you, I’d lay low in the safe house for a few days until we work out a plan to neutralize them.

Red Hood: Ohhh! Yeah, okay! The safe house!

Red Robin: I’m sorry, your words made sense, but your sarcastic tone did not.

Red Hood: Because there are no Gothamites. Bruce just wants me out of the way so he can… do unspeakable things with Selina! So nice try, idiot!

Red Robin: I love that I’m the idiot.