When Bruce comes back amneseic during the New 52…
Dick [to Selina]: I’ve been watching a ton of Disney Princess movies with Damian, but I firmly believe with all my heart that one magical kiss from you could unlock all of Bruce’s memories.
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Batmobile: *screeches to a halt in front of Selina’s apartment building*
Bruce: *comes out in a partially unbottoned dress shirt and a skewed necktie, holding a bouquet of petal-less roses*
Selina:
Bruce: *grins sheepishly*
Selina: What use is a jet-powered vehicle with missle launchers if it can’t get you to a dinner reservation on time?
Romantic road trip in the Batmobile…
Selina [to Bruce]: Why drive this chick magnet when you’ve already found the woman of your dreams?
Nightwing: *smirks*
Nightwing: *passes binoculars to Red Hood*
Red Hood: *looks through binoculars*
Red Hood: *sees Batman and Catwoman giggling at each other three rooftops away*
Red Hood: It’s like he’s had a personality transplant. Now he’s happy?
Selina: I think catching criminals is pretty extreme, and then there’s marrying you.
Bruce: I admit I am extreme. Extremely handsome.
Selina: With a high degree of difficulty.
When your fiancé forgets that not everyone has the same IQ level as him…
Bruce: *grins* You should know it. You’re engaged to a genius.
Selina: Yes. A genius at annoying me.
When your fiancé’s friends weigh in on your wedding plans…
Selina [to Hal]: I am not getting married in space.
Planning your vigilante wedding be like…
Selina [to Bruce]: Maybe we should put something in our vows about following one another into creepy places.
Batman: *about to enter Bane’s sanctuary*
Catwoman: I’ve been kind of looking forward to spending the rest of my life with you, so don’t do anything crazy in there, okay?
Batman: Don’t worry. I think I’ve already hit my crazy quota for the day.
Batman: Selina, I’m not proposing to you so you’ll stay away from the streets or because I’m afraid I’m going to lose you. I’m proposing because I can’t imagine my life without you.
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