Trying to figure out Batman’s laptop password be like…
Tim: When you first started dating him, what was his nickname for you?
Selina: “Sexy pants”.
Tim: Ew. The other one?
Selina: “Kitty”.
In which Timmy’s scarred for life.
Tag: batman in love
Discussing your friend’s love life be like…
Harley [to Ivy]: Selina’s attracted to men in pain. It helps her pretend to be mentally healthy.
Batman: *taps The Flash on the shoulder*
Batman: Selina and I are together. That makes this the perfect timeline.
He’s just putting it out there, Barry, just in case you plan on time traveling any time soon.
When your fiancés friends weigh in on your wedding plans…
Selina [to Hal]: I am not getting married in space.
Have you sent out your save-the-dates yet? (Or is it still too early with the threat of – well, ANYTHING in the Multiverse possibly ruining your wedding plans looming?) @Bruce Wayne @Selina Kyle
When your fiancés friends weigh in on your wedding plans…
Selina [to Hal]: I am not getting married in space.
Have you sent out your save-the-dates yet? (Or is it still too early with the threat of – well, ANYTHING in the Multiverse possibly ruining your wedding plans looming?) @Bruce Wayne @Selina Kyle
A toast with Timothy Drake-Wayne…
Tim: To happiness!
Tim: Or, as I like to call it, sadness in its early stages.
The bottle of pinot noir? $20.
The ensuing awkward silence? Priceless.
Why you don’t ask your heavily sleep-deprived, just-returned-from-another-dimension-after-jumping-off-a-building son to make a toast at your wedding. @Bruce Wayne @Selina Kyle
When you’re a salty wedding guest…
At Bruce and Selina’s wedding reception…
Usherette: So, are you a friend of the bride or the groom?
Jason: Well, the groom is my father, so… the bride.
So, now that Batman #33 (2017) is out, are we getting a panel or two like this soon?
Because it’s canon that Batman keeps journals (and that he’s deeply in love)…
Clark: The part where you and Selina met. It’s right out of a twisted, vigilante rom-com.
Bruce: Yes. I believe they call it a “meet cute”.
When the Detective smooth-talks…
Batman [to Catwoman]: You are the only mystery worth solving.
Selina: Have you ever been in a long distance relationship?
Bruce: No. I either leave or they die.
Painfully true, though.
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