Bruce: I want a baby soon, Selina. You were right. I want a family. I’ve always wanted a family. And I want one with you because I love you.
Selina: The man who hates being human wants to make another human?
Bruce: Hn. Something like that.
Always wanted a family… bigger than the one you already have, Batman?
Batman: *loading the Batplane with heavy new equipment from Wayne Tech*
Catwoman: Bruce, you’re going to a war zone in a week. Please, don’t be a hero. Please, just don’t be you.
Batman: You are not giving birth here, Selina.
Catwoman: Why not? A prison is an accredited health facility. That’s what you want!
On the rooftop where they first chased each other…
Bruce: *fidgeting with his cuff links (something old: was his father’s)*
Selina: *smoothening out her lacy, white dress (something new: picked by Harley and Ivy)*
Bruce: *glances at something in the evening sky*
Selina: *knows exactly what her fiancé’s been not-so-discreetly staring at behind her*
Selina: *sighs and grabs his face so that he’s looking her straight in the eye*
Selina: You are not allowed to die. Do you understand?
Batman: Selina, if I ask you to marry me, will you say yes?
Catwoman: If I say yes, will we get married?
What? It’s a reasonable question, DC – I mean, Bruce.
Batman: *announces his engagement to Catwoman at a Justice League meeting*
Green Lantern: *whispering* I’ll put twenty-five dollars on the wedding being cancelled.
Green Arrow: *whispering back* Fifty says it’s cancelled before the sun goes down.
Batman: Tired of walking in those heels?
Catwoman: No. Tired of having a hot fianceé?
Selina: I love Bruce, but I don’t know about him raising a child.
Dick: He raised me.
Selina: Well, now you’ve put me in an awkward position.
Batman [to Catwoman]: Get away from me, temptress!
Batman: And I never thought I’d call you that in a negative way.
As Bruce and Selina prepare to recite their vows to each other…
Dick: *whispering* A little heads up: There’s no way I’m not crying at this wedding.
Tim: Dick, you cried on the way here.
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