When your fiancé would rather be on patrol than go cake tasting…
Selena: Bat, we’re getting married tomorrow! Meow!
Bruce: Hrrrn…
Selena: Why aren’t you excited?
Bruce: Because, Cat, we’ve been here for an hour and you’ve already said it thirteen times.
Selena: But we’re getting married tomorrow!
When your tough-as-nails, alpha-male best friend gets antsy…
Clark: *plugging both his ears with his fingers* Bruce, Bruce, Bruce, Bruce. I can’t talk right now. I’m at your wedding!
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His super hearing can’t save you know, Bruce. He really wants you to go through with this. Now, stop muttering and finish getting dressed.
Batman: *getting off the phone with Talia*
Catwoman: Meow. I wish our phone conversations were as flirty.
Batman: She threatened to kill me, Selina.
Catwoman: I can do that.
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You do not want her jealous, Bruce.
Selena: You told me to keep an eye on your father.
Damian: An eye! Not a hand, not any other body part.
Post-wedding downtime be like…
Dick: *looking on as Selina thanks the Justice Society for attending* That’s funny.
Bruce: *loosening his tie and drinking his third glass of wine* What’s funny?
Dick: She pulls ridiculous stunts and is crazy. She’s the female you. *pats him on the chest and walks away*
On the rooftop where they first chased each other…
Bruce: *fidgeting with his cuff links (something old: was his father’s)*
Selina: *smoothening out her lacy, white dress (something new: picked by Harley and Ivy)*
Bruce: *glances at something in the evening sky*
Selina: *knows exactly what her fiancé’s been not-so-discreetly staring at behind her*
Selina: *sighs and grabs his face so that he’s looking her straight in the eye*
Selina: You are not allowed to die. Do you understand?
Jason: How many Catwomen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Bruce: How many?
Jason: None, because she’s got you to do that, sucker!
Batman: *climbs in through window with burns, bruises, and a tattered suit*
Batman: That was close.
Alfred: Speaking of close, Master Bruce, you are getting married in five minutes.
Yes, this is probably how Bruce and Selina’s wedding day is going to start.
Jason: What’s odd is you wanting to date our fath- Bruce!
Selina: Why’s that odd?
Jason: Because you’re you! And he’s, um –
Selina: Handsome, mysterious, successful, a genius…
Jason: Like, one of those, tops.
Batman: Cat, I have a ring in my utility bel–
Catwoman: Bruce, you will not propose me to me while you are strapped to an electric chair and I am up to my eyeballs in gunk!
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