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At a Batfamily meeting…

Jason: I found a cold case of ours that everyone foolishly said was unsolvable. Case 52ABX-32QJ.

Tim: Jason, case 52ABX-32QJ is unsolvable.

Jason: Or maybe case 52ABX-32QJ is waiting for someone to de-unsolve it.

Dick: What’s case 52ABX-32QJ?

Jason: Case 52ABX… We gotta find a way to abbreviate this thing.

At a Batfamily meeting…

Dick: All right, let’s go over our disguises. I am Malcolm Garfield from Coast City. I came here to stand in the cold outside “The Today Show” holding a sign with a misspelled word on it.

After patrolling with the Batfamily…

Dick: Everyone’s tired, Red Hood. They just want to go home.

Jason: Yeah, but I have to prove I’m not selfish, so I don’t care what they want.

Jason: That sounded bad.

At a Batfamily meeting…

Bruce: Family, our monthly crime statistics are due. I want all paperwork on your closed cases by tomorrow.

Bruce: Stephanie, you can just write “I didn’t close any” on a piece of paper.

Steph: You got it.

At a Batfamily meeting…

Bruce: Something to share with the rest of us, Tim?

Tim: No, Bruce. I wasn’t – Jason was the one that was talking!

Jason: Man, you must’ve been the worst fourth grader ever.

Tim: Joke’s on you! I skipped fourth grade. 

At a Batfamily meeting…

Jason: Oh, come on, really? I’m a few minutes late so you’re going to call me out in front of everyone?

Bruce: Good idea. Everyone? Gather around. So I can call out Jason in front of you.

At a Batfamily meeting…

Steph: Maybe we should talk about deets for the case. Plan our next move. Grab some chow.

Bruce: No need. I brought these. Nutrition bricks. I have original no flavor, and whole wheat no flavor.

At a Batfamily reunion in Wayne Manor…

Bruce: Hello, party people. Dick told me to say that.

Dick: Yeah, I did. Ain’t no party like a Bruce Wayne party because a Bruce Wayne party is a total surprise to everyone.