Speedster training…
Kid Flash [to Impulse]: Rule number one: Every successful run ends with junk food.
Speedster training…
Kid Flash [to Impulse]: Rule number one: Every successful run ends with junk food.
Impulse [about Iris]: You see the way Grandpa looks at her? It’s like how Wally looks at a cheeseburger.
Strolling around Gotham City with your best buds be like…
Bart: *shrugs* I can see the attraction of living here.
Conner: Yeah, it kinda grows on ya.
Tim: That’s the nicest thing Kon’s ever said about this place.
Conner: I didn’t mean it.
When your friends visit the Batcave for the first time (and are absolutely floored by it)…
Superboy: Can you see…
Robin: Yeah.
Beast Boy: Can you believe…
Robin: Yeah.
Impulse: Can we just…
Robin: No.
Speed Force training be like…
Barry: Alright, we’re here, boys! Get ready! Your exit’s comin’ up, Wally!
Wally: Where? I don’t see it.
Bart: There! I see it! I see it!
Wally: You mean the swirling vortex of terror?
Bart: That’s it, dude!
When asked about his work philosophy…
Bart: Normally, if given a choice between doing something and nothing, I’d choose to do nothing.
Bart: But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I’d work all night if it meant nothing got done.
At a mission briefing in the Titans Tower…
Tim: So, basically, we’re completely swamped. All hands on deck.
Tara: I don’t even work for this team…
Tim: Don’t care. I need anyone with a pulse and a brain to pitch in.
Bart: *walks in* Tim, do you need help with anything?
Tim: No, we’re good, thanks. In fact, you can head home early.
Bart [to Tim]: It’s like you’re ripping the side block out of my mental Jenga.
Tim: Hey, you can tear up the Batcave if you want – with Batman here – and explain it to him, or you can quit and slink away like the monosyllabic mouth-breathers you are.
Conner: What did he say?
Bart: He said a lot of things!
Tim doing a crossword puzzle…
Tim: “Heating device”.
Bart: “Radiator”.
Tim: Five letters.
Bart: “Rdatr”.