Batman: *typing away on the Watchtower’s mainframe computer while rest of the Justice League excitedly pack for their annual team building trip*
Green Lantern [to The Flash]: I can’t even picture Bats on vacation. I bet he doesn’t even own shorts.
See, playboy billionaire Bruce Wayne goes on vacation all the time. Reclusive vigilante Batman? Not so much.
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Training with The Batman…
Bruce: You, Jordan. Push-ups in three minutes.
Hal *wheezing on the floor from two hours of weight lifting* Barry, be a pal. Lift up my hand and smack him with it.
Family Movie Night…
The Flash: I feel the need…
Impulse: … the need for speed.
Kid Flash: *rolls eyes*
Barry: I don’t know how you did it.
Iris: What?
Barry: Kept it together during those two months that I was missing. Two days I didn’t know where you were and it nearly killed me.
The Flash: My life expectancy is at ninety years. My life is more than a third over.
Batman: Want to trade?
Because it really does seem that Bruce’s life expectancy is infinity. (Also, you could just keep traveling back in time, Bar.)
The Flash: What do you mean there’s a missile heading for us?!
Green Lantern: How is “missile heading for us” confusing?
When the Justice League get stranded on a power-dampening island…
The Flash: This isn’t Gilligan’s Island! We can’t just take a couple of coconuts and make a dialysis machine.
Batman:
When your husband’s about to travel in time to save the world once again…
Iris: There’s one silver lining to forgetting everything.
Barry: What?
Iris: You’ll knock me off my feet all over again.
Imagine: Bruce, when Hal and Barry ask him to settle their debate while he’s working on a case at the Watchtower.
CSI Barry Allen: *while examining a crime scene* ♫
We see big stars, tiny atoms, too, because that is what scientists do. We get the facts and say what’s true, because that is what scientists do. In darkest day, in blackest night, no science shall escape my sight!
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Meanwhile, someone floating in outer space is getting teary-eyed over his adorkable best friend.
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