Green Lantern: Well, what gives him the right to lead us?
The Flash: As far as his qualifications go, he’s freakin’ Batman!
Imagine: The Flash (Barry) playing “bad cop” while Batman’s off-planet.
Superman: *depowered in a Kryptonite-lined cage*
Wonder Woman: *tied up by her own lasso*
The Flash: *weakened by a low blood sugar level*
Green Lantern: *closing and opening a ring-less hand*
Batman: *walks into the room*
Robin: *comes out from under his cape*
Green Lantern: You got a kid with you? Greaaaat. And you’re the ones saving us?
At the Annual Justice League Family Day…
The Batfamily: *enter the picnic area*
Hal [to Barry]: A horde. That’s the minimum. They don’t come in anything less than a horde.
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Bonus:
Clark and Jon: *walk in with them*
In the Batplane…
Batman:
The Flash:
Batman:
The Flash: *shuddering*
Batman: You okay?
The Flash: *still trying to get over seeing Red Robin and Robin in action only a few moments back*
The Flash: You convinced two healthy kids to jump out of a plane. Is that even legal?
The Flash: Hal, Batman’s been looking for you all morning.
Green Lantern: What does he want?
The Flash: I don’t know, but he’s dressed strangely.
Green Lantern: Really? How can you tell?
At the annual Justice League beach trip…
Hal: *picks up a phone with a broken screen, dusts the sand off it and unlocks it to reveal a blurry picture of Bruce in beach shorts swiping at the camera*
Hal [to Barry]: *making a poor attempt to stifle his giggling* Camera adds ten pounds to his temper –
Bruce: *standing right behind Hal* Wanna make it twenty?
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