On speaker phone with The Flash and about to discuss the scientific details of a case…
Batman: This is Batman.
Green Lantern: *yelling from across the Batcave while checking out the Batjet* And Hal, so speak English!
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When the Justice League get stranded on a power-dampening island…
The Flash: This isn’t Gilligan’s Island! We can’t just take a couple of coconuts and make a dialysis machine.
Batman:
Looking for the last surviving box of Twinkies in the Watchtower be like…
Green Lantern: Batman! You’ve got to break Bats. Superman tells him everything.
The Flash: Those tiny ears hold so many secrets.
Really. Of all the superheroes you’re gonna attempt to get to gossip it’s Batman. Really.
Family Movie Night…
The Flash: I feel the need…
Impulse: … the need for speed.
Kid Flash: *rolls eyes*
Family Movie Night…
The Flash: I feel the need…
Impulse: … the need for speed.
Kid Flash: *rolls eyes*
In the Batplane…
Batman:
The Flash:
Batman:
The Flash: *shuddering*
Batman: You okay?
The Flash: *still trying to get over seeing Red Robin and Robin in action only a few moments back*
The Flash: You convinced two healthy kids to jump out of a plane. Is that even legal?
Superman: *depowered in a Kryptonite-lined cage*
Wonder Woman: *tied up by her own lasso*
The Flash: *weakened by a low blood sugar level*
Green Lantern: *closing and opening a ring-less hand*
Batman: *walks into the room*
Robin: *comes out from under his cape*
Green Lantern: You got a kid with you? Greaaaat. And you’re the ones saving us?
Because time travel is just another Tuesday to speedsters…
Jay: What’s the matter?
Barry: I’m getting a call from myself.
Jay: Answer it. See what you want.
Barry: So, what’s Batman’s son like?
Hal: If Hannibal Lecter and Freddy Krueger had a lovechild, that kid would be afraid of Robin.
Trying to figure out if Batman’s metahuman or not be like…
The Flash: What do you think he is?
Green Lantern: Not what I thought he’d be.
The Flash: What did you think he’d be?
Green Lantern: Fun.
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