On speaker phone with The Flash and about to discuss the scientific details of a case…
Batman: This is Batman.
Green Lantern: *yelling from across the Batcave while checking out the Batjet* And Hal, so speak English!
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The Flash: What do you mean there’s a missile heading for us?!
Green Lantern: How is “missile heading for us” confusing?
Barry: So, what’s Batman’s son like?
Hal: If Hannibal Lecter and Freddy Krueger had a lovechild, that kid would be afraid of Robin.
Looking for the last surviving box of Twinkies in the Watchtower be like…
Green Lantern: Batman! You’ve got to break Bats. Superman tells him everything.
The Flash: Those tiny ears hold so many secrets.
Training with The Batman…
Bruce: You, Jordan. Push-ups in three minutes.
Hal *wheezing on the floor from two hours of weight lifting* Barry, be a pal. Lift up my hand and smack him with it.
Peacemaking in the team be like…
The Flash: Just talk to Batman, human being to human being.
Green Lantern: I would, I’m just not sure he is a human being.
Batman: The Batmobile is not a car…
Green Lantern: Truck, whatever!
Batman: … Nor is it a truck. It’s a…
The Flash: … Vehicular hermaphrodite?
Batman: Shut up!
Hal: I got you a present for your trip to Mexico with Iris. It’s my old Spanish to English dictionary. I don’t need it anymore. I’ve mastered the language
Barry: Gracias, Señor.
Hal: You’re welcomo.
At the Annual Justice League Sports Meet…
Green Lantern: *reading the mechanics* Number one is being able to run two miles in under five minutes. That’s a typo, right? That’s not humanly possible.
The Flash: *looks at the camera like he’s on “The Office”*
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Your best buddy’s right there, Hal.
Green Lantern: Well, what gives him the right to lead us?
The Flash: As far as his qualifications go, he’s freakin’ Batman!
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