Lending your CSI skills to the League be like…
Batman: What have you found, Barry?
The Flash: I’m not sure. Maybe, mud? Maybe? But not exactly?
Green Lantern: Ah, that’s quite an analysis.
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Because time travel is just another Tuesday to speedsters…
Jay: What’s the matter?
Barry: I’m getting a call from myself.
Jay: Answer it. See what you want.
After the Justice League’s meeting with President Luthor…
Green Lantern [to The Flash]: I can’t believe I called the POTUS a wise-ass.
The Flash: *covers eyes* Wow. Wowsers.
Wonder Woman: This is not what it looks like.
Superman: Right. We were just…
Batman: No. I do not need the details.
Green Lantern: *shrugs* I wouldn’t mind a few details.
Hal: Barry, it’s the holidays. Go home.
Barry: I can’t. I have to go shopping.
Hal: Then do it.
Barry: I don’t know what to get anybody. What do you think Bruce needs?
Hal: An attitude adjustment.
Barry: Hal, you’re not helping.
When you expect too much from your speedster best friend…
Hal: Is there any chance you could fix me in the next 10 minutes?
Barry: Sure. I’ll just advance medical science 30 years.
Hal: Great.
If Hal gave the best man’s speech at Barry and Iris’ wedding…
Hal: It’s the most romantic story ever. It makes “The Notebook” look like “Saw V”.
Batman: Where the heck are we?
Flash: When the heck are we?
Speed Force training be like…
Barry: Alright, we’re here, boys! Get ready! Your exit’s comin’ up, Wally!
Wally: Where? I don’t see it.
Bart: There! I see it! I see it!
Wally: You mean the swirling vortex of terror?
Bart: That’s it, dude!
After finally getting to go on that Carribean cruise…
Barry: Honey?
Iris: What?
Barry: Where’s my super ring?
Iris: What?
Barry: Where is the ring with my super suit?
Iris: I, uh, put it away.
Barry: Where?
Iris: Why do you need to know?
Barry: I need it!
Iris: Uh-uh! Don’t you think about running off doing no daring-do. We’ve been planning this cruise for two months!
Barry: The public is in danger!
Iris: Our vacation’s in danger!
Barry: You tell me where my ring is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
Iris: “Greater good”? I am your wife! I’m the greatest good you are ever gonna get!
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