Tag: barry allen

Taking a trip down memory lane be like…

Barry: Hal didn’t trust Bruce.

Clark: And Bruce didn’t trust Hal.

J’onn: That’s why they had lunch together every single week…?

Diana: To express their mutual distrust.

Barry and Clark: Exactly.

Arthur: *shrugs* Meh.

When your best friend can read through an entire textbook in two seconds flat…

Hal: *drops a bunch of books on Barry’s desk* I need you to upload these to your brain.

Barry: *examining a specimen under a microscope* One, I’m busy. And, two, I’m not a computer.

Hal: Actually, you kind of are. I need you to learn all of this stuff so you can teach me.

Barry: Why?

Hal: So I can impress a lady.

Barry: Such predictable motives. This is extortion.

Batman: *runs after a parademon and into a boomtube*

Robin: *watches in horror as the boomtube closes*

The Flash:

Green Lantern:

The Flash: He left his kid here! He’s got to come back!

Green Lantern: Would you come back for that kid?

The Flash: He’s never coming back.

All kidding aside, we know how far Bruce would go to get Damian back.

The Flash: *holding an ancient artifact* If it isn’t the Horn of Truth.

Green Lantern: What are you talking about? You were gone for, like, two seconds. Where did you look?

The Flash: *shrugs* Everywhere.