Batman: *taps The Flash on the shoulder*
Batman: Selina and I are together. That makes this the perfect timeline.
He’s just putting it out there, Barry, just in case you plan on time traveling any time soon.
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Trying to figure out if Batman’s metahuman or not be like…
The Flash: What do you think he is?
Green Lantern: Not what I thought he’d be.
The Flash: What did you think he’d be?
Green Lantern: Fun.
Green Lantern: Wait, you’re going to go back in time? How do you do that?
The Flash: Extremely well.
Don’t be so smug, Barry. Remember this little event we call “Flashpoint”?
The Flash [about Batman]: Did he look… betrayed to you?
Green Lantern: He kind of always looks that way.
Looking for the last surviving box of Twinkies in the Watchtower be like…
Green Lantern: Batman! You’ve got to break Bats. Superman tells him everything.
The Flash: Those tiny ears hold so many secrets.
Hal [about Bruce]: Can you believe that guy?!
Barry: Yeah, he’s like a really handsome Darth Vader.
Green Lantern [about Batman]: Can you believe that guy?!
The Flash: Yeah, he’s like a really handsome Darth Vader.
Game Night At The Watch Tower
[Playing Scrabble]
Green Lantern: I will put my “A” down to make “A”
The Flash: I will add to your “A” to make “AT”
Superman: I will add onto your “AT” to make “RAT”
Batman: I will add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”
Green Lantern: [flips the board]
Imagine:
Phoebe = Superman.
Joey, Chandler, Ross = Aquaman, Green Lantern, The Flash.
And, of course, “Monica” = Batman.
Superman. Always the noble one.
Batman: *typing away on the Watchtower’s mainframe computer while rest of the Justice League excitedly pack for their annual team building trip*
Green Lantern [to The Flash]: I can’t even picture Bats on vacation. I bet he doesn’t even own shorts.
See, playboy billionaire Bruce Wayne goes on vacation all the time. Reclusive vigilante Batman? Not so much.
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