Dick: Did you tell anybody we’re engaged?
Barbara: Yes, Dick, I have no self control and I told the pretzel vendor we’re engaged.
Dick: Okay, no need to be sarcastic.
Barbara: No, seriously, I have no self control and I told the pretzel vendor we’re engaged.
Barbara: Well, I have a date, too.
Dick: Who is he? What’s his name?
Barbara: His name is… not important. What’s important is, he’s better than you, in every single conceivable way.
Dick: Dang it, Babs! That could be anybody!
Jason [about Barbara]: How many times do I have to say it? She’s like a sister!
Roy: That’s what Luke said about Leia!
Jason: Hey, Luke didn’t know. No one knew!
Undercover mission. Figuring out how to apprehend a suspect.
Tim: Give me your hair dryer.
Steph: What?
Barbara: What are you talking about?
Tim: Don’t you carry one in your purse?
Steph: Have you ever met a human woman?
Barbara: Tell me who has me for Secret Santa.
Dick: No! That takes all the fun out of it.
Barbara: *glares behind her glasses*
Dick: It’s Jason. He got you a scarf. I’ll make him return it.
Barbara: Yes, you will.
Watching Dick walk out of the Batcave…
Barbara: Hate to see you leave, but love to watch you go.
Barbara: Because of your butt.
Jason: Babs, in order to get hotter, you take the glasses off. You’re moving in the wrong direction!
Barbara: I don’t have my contacts.
Jason: I can’t even hear you! It’s just noise coming out of an ugly librarian!
Jason: Wait a minute, how’d you know that I was in trouble?!
Barbara: Because we are connected!
Barbara: … Jackass!
When you’re stranded in the middle of wherever and calling your family’s all you’ve got…
Red Robin: What.
Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: Timbo, hey, shut up. I need you to wire me a thousand dollars.
Red Robin: Wow.
Red Hood: Yeah.
Red Robin: No.
Red Hood: Yes!
Red Robin: No!
Red Hood: Oh, for – Then just lemme talk to Babs!
Oracle: Absolutely not. Huh? Because pick any one of an infinite number of reasons! Yeah, okay, hang on…
Spoiler: Mmmmyeah, no, I would, but Cass and I can’t really leave the mall at the moment… But I can transfer you…
Lark: No, I seriously thought you were joking. Yeah, hang on…
Robin: *sinister laughter*
Red Hood: Okay. Okay! Lemme talk to Dick!
Red Hood: Dick?! Dick, listen, I –
Nightwing: Noop.
Red Hood: – need you to –
Nightwing: Noop.
Red Hood: Stop saying “noop”!
Nightwing: Noop, Jason. Noop. And it’s gonna sound like I’m hanging up, but — *static*
Dick: You remember when you told me that you didn’t want to date Robins? *in a bad Jamaican accent* Dat really bum me out, mon!
Barbara: Jamaican?
Dick: Yeah, that was a bad choice. I’m much better at Romani.
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