Dinah [about Barbara]: You’re cuter than I thought. I can see why she likes you…
Dick: Who?
Dinah: Not too bright, though.
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Why the rest of the Batfamily finds it pointless to argue with Jason…
Barbara: You will end up childless and alone!
Jason: Well, fingers crossed, yeah.
Outside Barbara’s apartment, planning to win her back after hearing that she’s dating Luke…
Dick: *scoffs* Funniest guy she’s ever met.
Dick [to the door]: I’m funny, right?
Dick: What do you know? You’re just a door. You just like knock-knock jokes.
Dick: *laughs heartily*
Dick [to himself]: Save it for inside!
Trying to talk some sense into a whammied Jason Todd…
Batgirl: Hood! We’re your family!
Red Hood: Spare me your lies, temptress! Your emperor’s defeated, and I’m immune to your bewitching good looks.
Mission update with Batman…
Red Hood [about Oracle]: Yeah, I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something. I don’t know, I wasn’t really paying attention.
Barbara [to Dinah, about Dick]: He does dress better than I do. What would I bring to the relationship?
–
Uhhh. No, he doesn’t, Babs.
If Jason gave a wedding toast at Dick and Barbara’s wedding…
Jason: My brother’s really lame. But Babs’s pretty cool. I guess I kinda see why she would marry him.
Jason: Also, if anyone has seen my red hoodie, I lost it. Thanks.
* Walks off stage *
Dick: Cass is killing me! I’m telling you, I cannot beat this woman no matter what I try. She’s like a ninja, but worse.
Tim: Nothing’s worse than a ninja. They’re masters of every style of combat.
Damian: Can we please talk about something other than Cain?
Barbara: I think you should give Cass a break. You know, it’s really hard being a woman around here. You can walk through walls and nobody notices you.
Jason: Not entirely unlike a… ninja.
Barbara: Did you just smell my hair?
Dick: No.
Barbara: You still have feelings for me, don’t you?
Dick: No, I don’t!
Barbara: None at all?
Dick: Okay, I love you. Is that so wrong?
Bruce: Barbara just came through here looking pretty upset. You wouldn’t happen to know anything about that, would you?
Dick: No. I mean, she was fine just a minute ago when we were down…
Dick: Oh, you already know, don’t you?
Bruce: Of course I know.
He’s Batman. He just does.
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