Making sure your brother doesn’t feel left out…
Dick [to Tim]: We’ll do a double date. You and you, and me and Babs!
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Barbara: It is nice to see you again.
Dick: Are you talking to my butt?
Barbara: Yes.
Dinah [to Barbara, about Dick]: I’m sure he’s not cheating on you. But if he is, he’s a monster. And if he’s not, you guys are great together. But if he is, I will kill him.
When your boyfriend starts regressing…
Dick: I just had a major epiphany. You know my lease is almost up? Right, well, I’ve been thinking, “Dick, it’s time you moved on in your life as a man”. It’s not just about me anymore.
Barbara: I think that’s a very mature thought, Mr. Grayson.
Dick: So you know what I’m gonna do? I am gonna move in with Bruce.
Because Bruce “dies” a lot…
Barbara [to Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian]: You boys have serious abandonment issues, don’t you?
Oracle: Please tell me that you can do this.
Red Hood [about Red Robin]: He’s my brother. I’m not going to stop until he’s safe.
Barbara [about Steph]: Tim, how could someone as smart and perceptive as you not realize the person sitting right there is in love with you?
Tim: I guarantee you I’m not the only smart, perceptive person to make that mistake.
Thug: *cracks knuckles* I’m gonna teach you the meaning of pain.
Batgirl: You like pain?
Batgirl: *dropkicks thug*
Batgirl: Try wearing a latex suit.
Imagine: Batgirl and Robin: Year One.
Imagine: Steph talking to Babs about Tim (or, hey, maybe Bruce).
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