Batgirl: You know, Jason, sometimes I forget that you have such a capacity for pure innocence in your life…

Red Hood: Yeah, plus it was a great place to pick up chicks.

Batgirl: Then you open your mouth and you ruin it.

Nightwing [on the Comm Link]: Wait, did you just use the word “veritable” in a sentence?

Oracle: Yes, I did.

Nightwing: Sexy.

Oracle: You should hear me say “fallacious”.

Red Hood: Uh. *shuts off earpiece*

Red Robin: Gross. *shuts off earpiece*

Robin: -Tt- *shuts off earpiece*

Barbara [about a criminal mastermind]: I can’t believe how many lives were ruined over one woman’s need to protect her family’s reputation.

Jason: You’ll never have this problem between Bruce and myself. Our family reputation’s already in ruins.

Dick: Okay, our main force will be split into two groups. *draws a diagram in the sand*

Dick: One will circle around this way to cut off the enemy’s retreat…

Barbara and Jason: *nod*

Dick: The other will drive in this way, closing the trap.

Tim and Cass: *thumbs up*

Dick: It’s a classic pincer movement.

All: *look to where Damian’s standing in the middle of the playground*

Dick: It can’t fail against a ten-year-old.

Reporting to Batman after patrol…

Nightwing [about the perpetrator and the victim]: This is how he touched her.

Nightwing: *places a hand on Red Hood’s lower back* 

Oracle: *wheels into the Batcave*

Oracle: … I can come back.

Oracle: *wheels out of the Batcave*