Batgirl: You know, Jason, sometimes I forget that you have such a capacity for pure innocence in your life…
Red Hood: Yeah, plus it was a great place to pick up chicks.
Batgirl: Then you open your mouth and you ruin it.
Batgirl: You know, Jason, sometimes I forget that you have such a capacity for pure innocence in your life…
Red Hood: Yeah, plus it was a great place to pick up chicks.
Batgirl: Then you open your mouth and you ruin it.
Nightwing [on the Comm Link]: Wait, did you just use the word “veritable” in a sentence?
Oracle: Yes, I did.
Nightwing: Sexy.
Oracle: You should hear me say “fallacious”.
Red Hood: Uh. *shuts off earpiece*
Red Robin: Gross. *shuts off earpiece*
Robin: -Tt- *shuts off earpiece*
Nightwing [on the Comm Link]: Yes, Babs? Either there’s a dead body or you just wanna hear my sultry voice.
Barbara [about a criminal mastermind]: I can’t believe how many lives were ruined over one woman’s need to protect her family’s reputation.
Jason: You’ll never have this problem between Bruce and myself. Our family reputation’s already in ruins.
Barbara: You’re a heartless jerk!
Jason: Where did that come from?!
Jason: Oh, right. My actions.
Dick: Okay, our main force will be split into two groups. *draws a diagram in the sand*
Dick: One will circle around this way to cut off the enemy’s retreat…
Barbara and Jason: *nod*
Dick: The other will drive in this way, closing the trap.
Tim and Cass: *thumbs up*
Dick: It’s a classic pincer movement.
All: *look to where Damian’s standing in the middle of the playground*
Dick: It can’t fail against a ten-year-old.
Jason [to Tim]: *out loud* Why’s dad such a poopy head?
Dick [to Barbara]: *whispers* That’s why he gets timeouts.
Reporting to Batman after patrol…
Nightwing [about the perpetrator and the victim]: This is how he touched her.
Nightwing: *places a hand on Red Hood’s lower back*
Oracle: *wheels into the Batcave*
Oracle: … I can come back.
Oracle: *wheels out of the Batcave*
“Batgirl and Robin: Year One” be like…
Barbara [to Bruce]: You know, instead of trying to force me to wear a skirt, why don’t you worry about getting Dick to wear some pants?
Jason: You can call me… anything you want. *wiggles eyebrows*
Barbara: How about “Totally Inappropriate”?