Upon returning to the Manor after a mission abroad…
Red Hood: *sees Batgirl jump into Nightwing’s arms to hug him*
Red Hood: Dammit, I should have gone over and said we were back.
Red Robin: *rolls eyes* Yeah, it was “first come, first serve”.
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Barbara: Jason, can I speak to you alone for a minute?
Jason: Why does everyone suddenly want to talk to me alone? Usually no one wants to be alone with me.
“Death of the Family” be like…
Nightwing: Wait a minute… Jay, are you clapping?
Red Hood: Yeah.
Red Robin: So, your hands are free?
Red Hood: Yeah.
Robin: Joker didn’t tie up your hands?
Red Hood: *shrugs* No. He must’ve forgotten.
Batgirl: Do you realize that we’ve been sitting here for 14 hours?
Red Hood: Well, get pissy if you want, guys! But I’ve enjoyed the time we’ve spent as a family. *sulks*
Dinah: Well, maybe it won’t work out. Maybe Dick won’t like her personality.
Barbara: Why, does she have a bad personality?
Dinah: Oh no, Kori’s the best!
When comic book writers keep changing their minds…
Tim [about Dick and Barbara]: I thought tonight was your big anniversary dinner.
Dick: Yeah. There’s been a little change of plans. We’re breaking up instead.
“How to Comfort a Lady” by Jason Peter Todd…
Jason: Babs. Relax. Go get a beer.
Barbara: I don’t want a beer!
Jason: Who said it was for you?
Girls v Boys…
Barbara: Dick kissed me.
Dinah: No!
Steph: Oh gosh, oh gosh, oh gosh!
Dinah: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Steph, get the wine and unplug the phone. Babs, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Barbara: Ohhhh. It ended very well.
Steph: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Dinah: Alright, let’s hear about the kiss!
Barbara: Well, at first it was really intense, y’know, and then we just sorta sunk into it…
* 2 hours later *
Barbara: … they started out on my waist, and then they slid up, and then they were in my hair…
Meanwhile…
Dick: And then I kissed her.
Jason: Tongue?
Dick: Yeah.
Tim: Cool.
Awkward Batfamily dinners be like…
Shawn [about Barbara]: So, you weren’t gazing lovingly into her bespectacled eyes?
Dick: She had spinach in her teeth.
Nightwing [about a suspect]: It’s as though he’s turned being a charming man-child into a career.
Oracle: Now, that doesn’t sound familiar, does it?
Batgirl: Jason, are you having a breakdown?
Red Hood: Not a breakdown, Babs. A breakthrough.
Red Hood: I really am ruggedly handsome, aren’t I?
Batgirl: I’m waiting for the “breakthrough”.
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