Red Hood: We make a good team, you and me.
Batgirl: What are you saying?
Red Hood: Just what I said. What do you mean?
Batgirl:
Batgirl: Nothing.
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Barbara [about Dick]: He makes me feel… like the highest point on the electromagnetic spectrum.
Dinah: Awww!
Oracle [Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin]: *on the Comm Link* Just soak some hot towels in household vinegar. Apply the compress for twenty minutes, two to four times a day. You’ll all be fine by next week, although you’ll all still be idiots.
Nightwing: You’d make a great older brother.
Jason: Babs’s mad at me, and I’m not sure why…
Tim: Okay, were you talking to her before she got upset?
Jason: Yes.
Tim: That’s probably it.
When you’re stranded in the middle of wherever and calling your family’s all you’ve got…
Red Robin: What.
Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: Timbo, hey, shut up. I need you to wire me a thousand dollars.
Red Robin: Wow.
Red Hood: Yeah.
Red Robin: No.
Red Hood: Yes!
Red Robin: No!
Red Hood: Oh, for – Then just lemme talk to Babs!
Oracle: Absolutely not. Huh? Because pick any one of an infinite number of reasons! Yeah, okay, hang on…
Spoiler: Mmmmyeah, no, I would, but Cass and I can’t really leave the mall at the moment… But I can transfer you…
Lark: No, I seriously thought you were joking. Yeah, hang on…
Robin: *sinister laughter*
Red Hood: Okay. Okay! Lemme talk to Dick!
Red Hood: Dick?! Dick, listen, I –
Nightwing: Noop.
Red Hood: – need you to –
Nightwing: Noop.
Red Hood: Stop saying “noop”!
Nightwing: Noop, Jason. Noop. And it’s gonna sound like I’m hanging up, but — *static*
When you’re stranded in the middle of wherever and calling your family’s all you’ve got…
Red Robin: What.
Red Hood [on the Comm Link]: Timbo, hey, shut up. I need you to wire me a thousand dollars.
Red Robin: Wow.
Red Hood: Yeah.
Red Robin: No.
Red Hood: Yes!
Red Robin: No!
Red Hood: Oh, for – Then just lemme talk to Babs!
Oracle: Absolutely not. Huh? Because pick any one of an infinite number of reasons! Yeah, okay, hang on…
Spoiler: Mmmmyeah, no, I would, but Cass and I can’t really leave the mall at the moment… But I can transfer you…
Lark: No, I seriously thought you were joking. Yeah, hang on…
Robin: *sinister laughter*
Red Hood: Okay. Okay! Lemme talk to Dick!
Red Hood: Dick?! Dick, listen, I –
Nightwing: Noop.
Red Hood: – need you to –
Nightwing: Noop.
Red Hood: Stop saying “noop”!
Nightwing: Noop, Jason. Noop. And it’s gonna sound like I’m hanging up, but — *static*
When you’ve known each other all too well for far too long…
Dick: I regret not saying “yes"when you asked me to marry you.
Barbara: Well, it just wasn’t the right time.
Dick: Yeah.
Barbara: And this is also not the right time. Do not propose.
Dick: What?
Barbara: I know that face. That’s your “propose face”.
Contemplating what to add to the family’s home entertainment system be like…
Tim: Quick poll: PS4 or Xbox One? Dick.
Dick: Uh, Xbox One.
Tim: Steph.
Steph: Huh?
Tim: Jason.
Jason: PS4.
Tim: Babs.
Barbara: Both great.
Tim: Bruce.
Bruce: I like the Wii.
Tim: Thanks, Grandpa.
When another superhero/vigilante hits on Spoiler during a mission…
Cass [to Steph]: Doesn’t he know you have a boyfriend?
Barbara: Oh, she doesn’t have a boyfriend. She has a Tim.
Dick: You want to talk about endless patience? Babs made me watch all five seasons of “Sex and the City”.
Wally: Dude, there’re six seasons.
Dick: Oh, crap.
Of course Wally would know. Linda makes him do it, too.
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