Red Hood [to Artemis]: *pointing a threatening finger at her* You better watch it, Amazonian princess. If you keep calling me out on my crap, I’m going to fall for you even harder than I already am.
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When you’ll admit it to a friend, but not to yourself…
Red Hood [about his childhood]: I’ve spent some time feeling lost.
Artemis: What changed?
Red Hood: Someone found me, told me I needed a purpose.
Artemis: Sounds like a good friend.
Red Hood: He is.
Artemis [to Bizarro]: Okay. I’m going to picture Jason without his personality.
Red Hood: *eavesdropping* …?
Artemis: Woah, Jason might be hot.
Red Hood: 😑
Nightwing: *watches as Jason hits the pavement after being flung across the sky by Artemis*
Nightwing: *helping him up* You okay? You really had me worried.
Red Hood: I’m so embarrassed. I can’t even get my ass kicked with any dignity.
Red Hood: Bruce, Alfred, I have made a very important decision. I’m moving out.
Robin: Yes.
Red Hood: And moving in with Roy and Bizarro.
Alfred: My goodness.
Batman: *grunts*
Arsenal: Oh, yeaaah. Video games and beer all day and all night…
Artemis: *knocking on the door and entering* Oh, I’m sorry.
Artemis [to Jason]: Can I talk to you for a second? It’s kind of important.
Red Hood: *walks out of the room with Artemis*
Arsenal: *rolls his eyes* Talk about your third wheel.