When your old team meets your new team…

Arsenal: *flying around the safe house on Bizarro’s back*

Artemis: Is that the old friend who almost got you killed a few years ago?

Red Hood: *grinning proudly* Yeah, like six times.

Red Hood: Artemis isn’t mine to let go because we’re friends. We’re co-workers.

Bizarro: Red Him am not right. Not am Bizarro’s mistake. Bizarro not keep forgetting because of the way Red Him look, feel, and talk about Red Her.

Jason: *coming out of the shower, dripping wet, his bottom half wrapped in a towel* I have to ask, did you see my… ?

Artemis: I don’t want to talk about it.

Jason: That’s what I thought.

Jason: *smirks* You’re welcome.


Yeah, you might want to lock the bathroom door next time if you want to keep those “jewels” intact, Hood.