Aqualad: Look, instead of just running straight into enemy gunfire like we usually do, why don’t we try some reconnaissance this time?
Kid Flash: You mean like spy stuff? That would be cool! I could wear a spy tuxedo –
Robin: *facepalms* No.
Kid Flash: With a hidden spy camera –
Speedy: Dude.
Kid Flash: Inside a tiny spy bowtie –
Miss Martian: Wally…
Kid Flash: Or, I could wear a flower on my lapel –
Superboy: We said no.
Kid Flash: That sprays water in people’s faces, oh man –
Artemis: Shut up, West.
Tag: artemis crock
Aqualad: Look, instead of just running straight into enemy gunfire like we usually do, why don’t we try some reconnaissance this time?
Kid Flash: You mean like spy stuff? That would be cool! I could wear a spy tuxedo –
Robin: *facepalms* No.
Kid Flash: With a hidden spy camera –
Speedy: Dude.
Kid Flash: Inside a tiny spy bowtie –
Miss Martian: Wally…
Kid Flash: Or, I could wear a flower on my lapel –
Superboy: We said no.
Kid Flash: That sprays water in people’s faces, oh man –
Artemis: Shut up, West.
Aqualad: Look, instead of just running straight into enemy gunfire like we usually do, why don’t we try some reconnaissance this time?
Kid Flash: You mean like spy stuff? That would be cool! I could wear a spy tuxedo –
Robin: *facepalms* No.
Kid Flash: With a hidden spy camera –
Speedy: Dude.
Kid Flash: Inside a tiny spy bowtie –
Miss Martian: Wally…
Kid Flash: Or, I could wear a flower on my lapel –
Superboy: We said no.
Kid Flash: That sprays water in people’s faces, oh man –
Artemis: Shut up, West.
Dick [to Kaldur]: Have you seen the way Wally looks at Artemis? The same way he used to look at Halloween candy.
Feeling that awkward tension in Mount Justice be like…
Dick: You know what else is interesting? Since M’gann has been here, you haven’t mentioned the love of your life once.
Wally: What are you talking about? I’ve talked about spare ribs like ten times – Oh, Artemis!
‘Fessing up to your girlfriend be like…
Wally [to Artemis]: I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.
Wally: *wiggles eyebrows* I love when you get angry.
Artemis: *glares*
Wally: I mean at other people, not at me.
Arguing with your speedster boyfriend be like….
Wally: I don’t even want your pie!
Artemis: But you already ate the whole thing.
Wally: Well, I’m not going to digest it!
Proud boyfriend be like…
Wally [about Artemis]: She is an excellent shot! She can hit a pimple on an elephant’s ass from a hundred yards away.
Camping trips with your whiny speedster boyfriend be like…
Artemis: Well, don’t be such a baby. I cooked you some bacon for a trail snack.
Wally: I ate it already.
Artemis: What?
Wally: I could smell it in your purse before I even sped us here. And now it’s gone and I hate everything.
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