Red Hood: *gets off the phone*
Artemis: Duty calls?
Red Hood: Worse. Batman.
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Artemis: Your family has made you a more patient and empathetic person, Jason.
Red Hood: You take that back!
Oh, come on now. You know you wuuuvs ‘em, Jay.
Introducing old friends to new ones be like…
Artemis: You know, your friend Roy, he’s a lot like you.
Jason: I don’t know if that’s a compliment.
When an Amazonian warrior knows more about your culture than you do…
Artemis: I think your hand is supposed to be on my hip.
Jason: Right. Apparently I learned the girls’ part of this dance. Would you mind leading?
Jason: So, uh… Bonfire with Artemis, huh?
Dick: *grins* Just telling her stories about your Robin days. How’re things between you guys?
Jason: They’re good. Good, good, good. Solid… Why, did she say something?
Dick: No. It’s just… She’s a beautiful woman fighting crime with you. I was afraid you’d let the lines get blurred and fall for her.
Jason: *scoffs* What, me, fall for Artemis? Please.
Artemis: *enters wearing a floral dress and twirls*
Artemis: Hey, boys. So, how do I look?
Jason: Good. Yeah, yeah. Real good. Red’s not really my color, so… *mumbles* Forgot my jacket… Or salmon, or whatever that is. *walks out of trailer*
Red’s not really your color? *smirks* (That “Red Hood and the Outlaws” annual, though.)
Describing your family to a friend be like…
Jason: Oh, Tim’s actually a really smart kid. He’s stupid as heck, but he’s really smart.
Artemis: Did you hear what you just said?
Red Hood: *gets off the phone*
Artemis: Duty calls?
Red Hood: Worse. Batman.
After being thrown across a field by Artemis…
Red Hood: *yells* You are a very, very hostile young lady, do you know that?
Red Hood: *dusts off his leather jacket*
Red Hood: *yells* Can I, um, have your number?
Red Hood [to Artemis, about Bizarro]: You know, he’s really quite sweet when he’s not trying to destroy you.
At a Wayne Charity Foundation gala…
Jason [to Dick, Tim, and Damian]: Hey, guys. This is my date, Artemis.
Artemis: *glares at Jason*
Jason: *nervous chuckle* Okay, we’re here as friends. But I’m gonna change your mind one day.
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