An Incorrect Interview with the Batfamily…

Batman: I have it on good authority that you’ve been posting these, quote-unquote, incorrect quotes about our family on this so-called… *narrows his eyes* Tumblr.

Me: *blinks*

Me: *shuddering slightly* Well, see, Mr. Batman, um,Sir Wayne, uh, Batwayne –

Nightwing: *gets up from his chair and hugs me tightly*

Me: Oh! Oh, okay. Wow. Thanks? So, um, do you have a question or… ?

Nightwing: *shakes his head and grins at me* I just wanted to lighten the mood. You know how our father tends to blur the line between an interview and an interrog–

Red Hood: *clears his throat loudly*

Red Hood: Why, um… Why the heck do you call me *reading something scribbled on his palm* “Big Brother of the Year”?

Me: Well, see, Jay, even though you see yourself as the “black sheep” of the family, I do believe that there’s some goodness in your heart and that you do care very much about them. I think Croc said it best: you’re a good kid trying to be bad, and – Are you okay?

Red Hood’s Helmet: – bZzt bzZt –

Me: Your helmet’s… There’s smoke coming out of your –

Red Hood: *gets up from his seat and speed-walks out of the room*

Me: Did I say something wrong?

Red Robin: No. His tears must’ve fried the circuits in his helmet. Anyway, is this where you live? *shows me a map on his tablet with coordinates to my residence*

Me: *wide-eyed* How’d you – ?

Red Robin: Don’t worry about it. Now, my real question is, is there a lot of coffee where you’re from?

Me: Well –

Red Robin: Like really strong cofee? *zooming in and out of the map* For some reason, I can’t get intel –

Robin: *shoves Tim out of the way*

Robin: Pretender! Where do you get the nerve –

Me: – to make you look adorable? Look, Dami, I can’t help it –

Black Bat: *grapple-hooks into the room and grabs me*

Spoiler: Alright, creeps, that’s enough blogger harrassment for today!

Batgirl: *whispering into my ear* I’m so sorry you had to go through this.

Alfred: *walks into the room*

Room: *falls silent*

Alfred: No dessert for all of you.

Everyone (including Bruce): *whines*

Alfred: As for you *looks at me*…

Me: *blinks*

Alfred: … we would appreciate it if you joined us for dinner. *walks out of the room with Batcow and Titus in tow*

The Signal: *turns off the camera and runs after Alfred* But I was just filming everything, I swear!

Catwoman: *comes in through the kitchen window* Meow. Did I miss the interview?

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I guess this is just my way of saying THANK YOU for your continued patronage.

Sincerely *with lots of cute, little hearts*,

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An Incorrect Interview with the Batfamily…

Batman: I have it on good authority that you’ve been posting these, quote-unquote, incorrect quotes about our family on this so-called… *narrows his eyes* Tumblr.

Me: *blinks*

Me: *shuddering slightly* Well, see, Mr. Batman, um,Sir Wayne, uh, Batwayne –

Nightwing: *gets up from his chair and hugs me tightly*

Me: Oh! Oh, okay. Wow. Thanks? So, um, do you have a question or… ?

Nightwing: *shakes his head and grins at me* I just wanted to lighten the mood. You know how our father tends to blur the line between an interview and an interrog–

Red Hood: *clears his throat loudly*

Red Hood: Why, um… Why the heck do you call me *reading something scribbled on his palm* “Big Brother of the Year”?

Red Hood’s Helmet: – bZzt bzZt –

Me: Your helmet’s… There’s smoke coming out of your –

Red Hood: *gets up from his seat and speed-walks out of the room*

Me: Did I say something wrong?

Red Robin: No. His tears must’ve fried the circuits in his helmet. Anyway, is this where you live? *shows me a map on his tablet with coordinates to my residence*

Me: *wide-eyed* How’d you – ?

Red Robin: Don’t worry about it. Now, my real question is, is there a lot of coffee where you’re from?

Me: Well –

Red Robin: Like really strong cofee? *zooming in and out of the map* For some reason, I can’t get intel –

Robin: *shoves Tim out of the way*

Robin: Pretender! Where do you get the nerve –

Me: – to make you look adorable? Look, Dami, I can’t help it –

Black Bat: *grapple-hooks into the room and grabs me*

Spoiler: Alright, creeps, that’s enough blogger harrassment for today!

Batgirl: *whispering into my ear* I’m so sorry you had to go through this.

Alfred: *walks into the room*

Room: *falls silent*

Alfred: No dessert for all of you.

Everyone (including Bruce): *whines*

Alfred: As for you *looks at me*…

Me: *blinks*

Alfred: … we would appreciate it if you joined us for dinner. *walks out of the room with Batcow and Titus in tow*

The Signal: *turns off the camera and runs after Alfred* But I was just filming everything, I swear!

Catwoman: *comes in through the kitchen window* Meow. Did I miss the interview?

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I guess this is just my way of saying THANK YOU for your continued patronage.

Sincerely *with lots of cute, little hearts*,

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amillionfandoms-onlyoneme:

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

I wanna say happy Valentine’s Day to the blogs that inspire me to be a good person and who’s writing and posts make my day!! Even the angst lol 😂

@bucky-plums-barnes @papi-chulo-bucky @caramell0w @batfam-imagines @incorrectmarauderquotes @incorrect-batfamily-quotes @tgwltw @mintmintdoodles

*throws a bunch of hearts and batarangs at @amillionfandoms-onlyoneme* (Okay, I’m sorry for the batarangs. I hope they didn’t hurt you. Damian thought they’d be a thoughtful addition. Well, it was either those or actual human hearts, so…)

Seriously, though. How absolutely sweet. Thank you!

Wow, so…

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themirrorghost:

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zatannagurl:

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louiedapanda:

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I’m astounded at how many of you support this blog. Thank you. Just… Thank you.

And when you tell me or your followers how much something in here made you smile or laugh or whatever, it makes me smile and laugh and whatever, too. (I’ll be honest, I really like checking out your tags and reblogs for your insight.) It’s the sweetest cherry on top.

And I can’t thank the brilliant TV/film/music writers who I take these quotes from enough (and hope that they can forgive me for totally changing the context in which their work is used!) or the artists over at DC Comics who continue to give me so much inspiration (I love how “human” they make my favorite superheroes).

I hope you continue to enjoy reading these incorrect quotes as much as I enjoy writing them.

Sincerely,

A Wayne at Heart (a-wayne-at-heart)/Bats Say the Darndest Things (incorrect-batfamily-quotes)

P.S. A great big shout out to those who support my original blog, my first baby!

Because they make my day, EVERYDAY💖💖

*sends enough hearts back to tackle @louiedapanda to the ground*

Your blog is amazing! It always put a smile on my face. 😘😄😀💓💓

Just when I thought my day was already made from all the love, you come in and prove me wrong. Thank you! *sends a bunch of Dick Grayson-esque hugs back* @zatannagurl

Your blog can always get a chuckle out of me, even on my worst days, thank you! 🖤🖤🖤

Oh, wow. *sends a Damian-grabbing-onto-your-leg-and-refusing-to-let-go-like-you’re-Grayson-or-Titus-or-something kind of hug* Thank you for those kind words. (And I hope you don’t have too many “worst days”!) @themirrorghost

My favourite BatFam quotes blog ❤

I sincerely consider this high praise because there are a lot of awesome “quotes” blogs here. Thank you, dear! *sends an espresso shot to Tim so he’ll have the energy to give you a big hug in my behalf* @rosevered

Honestly the best blog about incorrect quotes and also makes my day soo much better when I’m feeling bad

That’s it. I’m sending Jason over to riddle your wall with bullets… to form a big heart! (I’m sorry if he then starts to quote Shakespeare to impress you or something.) Thank you! @acci-caci

You’re such a funny and amazing person! I love looking at your blog when I’m upset.

*drops down behind you from the ceiling, tackles you to the ground, and grins at you from ear to ear* Oh, sorry! That was Cass. I was gonna hug you, too, but – *lays down on the floor with you and drapes an arm around you* – it looks like she’s got it covered. Thank you! @ishouldprobablyworkoutmore

Your blogs always brings a smile to my face no matter the time of day.

Okay, so… Don’t freak out if you see a flash of blue fingerstripes by your window tonight. Of if there’s a grown man dangling upside-down from where your ceiling light should be. I told him I’d do it myself, but Dick insisted that he do it. After all, he’s a #hug monster. Thank you! @beholdthefandomlover

Love your blog, love you and love how you make me freaking cackle everytime I read your posts. 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛

Now, if you’ll check your e-mail (I dunno how Tim found out your e-mail address – Who am I kidding? It’s Tim), you’re supposed to get a link to some super secret online bank account filled with… *reads instructions on a piece of coffee-stained tissue paper* BitHugs? Apparently you can exchange it for hugs from me or something? Huh. I would’ve just hugged you for free. Thank you, though. You’re so sweet. @sanity-is-overratedxp

Everytime I see a post from you I screenshot it so I can show my non-tumblr friends at school 💕

Okay, be sure to take a picture of yourself with the can of cookies I asked Alfred to bake for you, too.(And maybe eat them before sundown. Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin and Robin tend to get hungry during patrol and they’ve found out where you live.) Thank you, sweetie! @electricalpyro

You are the best, and always make me smile when I am sad.

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… just Superman dropping off a brooding Batman wrapped up in a giant ribbon at your doorstep. You can keep him till about 9 PM, then he has to go on patrol with his children. (I guess you could tag along if you wanted. *shrugs*) Thank you so much, dear! @nightwingsavage

I haven’t been reading your blog for very long but your posts always make my day.

Okay… Don’t freak out. That’s just Batman smiling warmly at you for all the appreciation… and… Wait. *sees a puddle of mud-like material beside his boot* (Ohhh. Nice try, Basil. Good one. You almost got us there.) So, anyway, Clayface and I want to say thank you! @losingsanitytobatfam

You were the first blog I followed! You’re incredibly funny and always make my day.

*grabs phone back from Damian* (Gimme that!) Okay, sorry about that. He doesn’t understand why an “unoriginal fool” like me has followers as awesome as you, while his Snapchat account for his pets don’t yet. Just told him to give it some time. *rolls eyes* Thank you for your kind words! @princess-ninja

These posts make my daaaeeeeeeeeeee

Okay, don’t freak out. I know that you just woke up and that this is a lot to take in, but… it’s just purple glitter. Half of your body is buried in purple glitter. I don’t even remember how Steph convinced me that this was a good way to surprise someone you want to thank, but… yeah. @dangerzone33

Wow, so…

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acci-caci:

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themirrorghost:

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zatannagurl:

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louiedapanda:

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I’m astounded at how many of you support this blog. Thank you. Just… Thank you.

And when you tell me or your followers how much something in here made you smile or laugh or whatever, it makes me smile and laugh and whatever, too. (I’ll be honest, I really like checking out your tags and reblogs for your insight.) It’s the sweetest cherry on top.

And I can’t thank the brilliant TV/film/music writers who I take these quotes from enough (and hope that they can forgive me for totally changing the context in which their work is used!) or the artists over at DC Comics who continue to give me so much inspiration (I love how “human” they make my favorite superheroes).

I hope you continue to enjoy reading these incorrect quotes as much as I enjoy writing them.

Sincerely,

A Wayne at Heart (a-wayne-at-heart)/Bats Say the Darndest Things (incorrect-batfamily-quotes)

P.S. A great big shout out to those who support my original blog, my first baby!

Because they make my day, EVERYDAY💖💖

*sends enough hearts back to tackle @louiedapanda to the ground*

Your blog is amazing! It always put a smile on my face. 😘😄😀💓💓

Just when I thought my day was already made from all the love, you come in and prove me wrong. Thank you! *sends a bunch of Dick Grayson-esque hugs back* @zatannagurl

Your blog can always get a chuckle out of me, even on my worst days, thank you! 🖤🖤🖤

Oh, wow. *sends a Damian-grabbing-onto-your-leg-and-refusing-to-let-go-like-you’re-Grayson-or-Titus-or-something kind of hug* Thank you for those kind words. (And I hope you don’t have too many “worst days”!) @themirrorghost

My favourite BatFam quotes blog ❤

I sincerely consider this high praise because there are a lot of awesome “quotes” blogs here. Thank you, dear! *sends an espresso shot to Tim so he’ll have the energy to give you a big hug in my behalf* @rosevered

Honestly the best blog about incorrect quotes and also makes my day soo much better when I’m feeling bad

That’s it. I’m sending Jason over to riddle your wall with bullets… to form a big heart! (I’m sorry if he then starts to quote Shakespeare to impress you or something.) Thank you! @acci-caci

You’re such a funny and amazing person! I love looking at your blog when I’m upset.

*drops down behind you from the ceiling, tackles you to the ground, and grins at you from ear to ear* Oh, sorry! That was Cass. I was gonna hug you, too, but – *lays down on the floor with you and drapes an arm around you* – it looks like she’s got it covered. Thank you! @ishouldprobablyworkoutmore

Your blogs always brings a smile to my face no matter the time of day.

Okay, so… Don’t freak out if you see a flash of blue fingerstripes by your window tonight. Of if there’s a grown man dangling upside-down from where your ceiling light should be. I told him I’d do it myself, but Dick insisted that he do it. After all, he’s a #hug monster. Thank you! @beholdthefandomlover

Love your blog, love you and love how you make me freaking cackle everytime I read your posts. 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛

Now, if you’ll check your e-mail (I dunno how Tim found out your e-mail address – Who am I kidding? It’s Tim), you’re supposed to get a link to some super secret online bank account filled with… *reads instructions on a piece of coffee-stained tissue paper* BitHugs? Apparently you can exchange it for hugs from me or something? Huh. I would’ve just hugged you for free. Thank you, though. You’re so sweet. @sanity-is-overratedxp

Everytime I see a post from you I screenshot it so I can show my non-tumblr friends at school 💕

Okay, be sure to take a picture of yourself with the can of cookies I asked Alfred to bake for you, too.(And maybe eat them before sundown. Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin and Robin tend to get hungry during patrol and they’ve found out where you live.) Thank you, sweetie! @electricalpyro

You are the best, and always make me smile when I am sad.

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… just Superman dropping off a brooding Batman wrapped up in a giant ribbon at your doorstep. You can keep him till about 9 PM, then he has to go on patrol with his children. (I guess you could tag along if you wanted. *shrugs*) Thank you so much, dear! @nightwingsavage

I haven’t been reading your blog for very long but your posts always make my day.

Okay… Don’t freak out. That’s just Batman smiling warmly at you for all the appreciation… and… Wait. *sees a puddle of mud-like material beside his boot* (Ohhh. Nice try, Basil. Good one. You almost got us there.) So, anyway, Clayface and I want to say thank you! @losingsanitytobatfam

You were the first blog I followed! You’re incredibly funny and always make my day.

*grabs phone back from Damian* (Gimme that!) Okay, sorry about that. He doesn’t understand why an “unoriginal fool” like me has followers as awesome as you, while his Snapchat account for his pets don’t yet. Just told him to give it some time. *rolls eyes* Thank you for your kind words! @princess-ninja

@incorrect-batfamily-quotes I love you so much! You’re posts make my day. I actually laugh out loud. I love you so much!!!!😘😘😘😘😘😘

*pulls arrow out from your bedroom wall* Great. He couldn’t just text you? *removes note (with a blood-stained bullet hole in the middle) from its tip and reads out loud* “Just for that you get a free ride on Bizarro’s back. Guns ‘n’ kisses, Outlaws.” (What even is that?) Hey, @sarcasmismyfirstlove . He’s… They’re… They mean well. Lots of love back.

Wow, so…

princess-ninja:

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acci-caci:

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rosevered:

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themirrorghost:

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zatannagurl:

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louiedapanda:

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I’m astounded at how many of you support this blog. Thank you. Just… Thank you.

And when you tell me or your followers how much something in here made you smile or laugh or whatever, it makes me smile and laugh and whatever, too. (I’ll be honest, I really like checking out your tags and reblogs for your insight.) It’s the sweetest cherry on top.

And I can’t thank the brilliant TV/film/music writers who I take these quotes from enough (and hope that they can forgive me for totally changing the context in which their work is used!) or the artists over at DC Comics who continue to give me so much inspiration (I love how “human” they make my favorite superheroes).

I hope you continue to enjoy reading these incorrect quotes as much as I enjoy writing them.

Sincerely,

A Wayne at Heart (a-wayne-at-heart)/Bats Say the Darndest Things (incorrect-batfamily-quotes)

P.S. A great big shout out to those who support my original blog, my first baby!

Because they make my day, EVERYDAY💖💖

*sends enough hearts back to tackle @louiedapanda to the ground*

Your blog is amazing! It always put a smile on my face. 😘😄😀💓💓

Just when I thought my day was already made from all the love, you come in and prove me wrong. Thank you! *sends a bunch of Dick Grayson-esque hugs back* @zatannagurl

Your blog can always get a chuckle out of me, even on my worst days, thank you! 🖤🖤🖤

Oh, wow. *sends a Damian-grabbing-onto-your-leg-and-refusing-to-let-go-like-you’re-Grayson-or-Titus-or-something kind of hug* Thank you for those kind words. (And I hope you don’t have too many “worst days”!) @themirrorghost

My favourite BatFam quotes blog ❤

I sincerely consider this high praise because there are a lot of awesome “quotes” blogs here. Thank you, dear! *sends an espresso shot to Tim so he’ll have the energy to give you a big hug in my behalf* @rosevered

Honestly the best blog about incorrect quotes and also makes my day soo much better when I’m feeling bad

That’s it. I’m sending Jason over to riddle your wall with bullets… to form a big heart! (I’m sorry if he then starts to quote Shakespeare to impress you or something.) Thank you! @acci-caci

You’re such a funny and amazing person! I love looking at your blog when I’m upset.

*drops down behind you from the ceiling, tackles you to the ground, and grins at you from ear to ear* Oh, sorry! That was Cass. I was gonna hug you, too, but – *lays down on the floor with you and drapes an arm around you* – it looks like she’s got it covered. Thank you! @ishouldprobablyworkoutmore

Your blogs always brings a smile to my face no matter the time of day.

Okay, so… Don’t freak out if you see a flash of blue fingerstripes by your window tonight. Of if there’s a grown man dangling upside-down from where your ceiling light should be. I told him I’d do it myself, but Dick insisted that he do it. After all, he’s a #hug monster. Thank you! @beholdthefandomlover

Love your blog, love you and love how you make me freaking cackle everytime I read your posts. 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛

Now, if you’ll check your e-mail (I dunno how Tim found out your e-mail address – Who am I kidding? It’s Tim), you’re supposed to get a link to some super secret online bank account filled with… *reads instructions on a piece of coffee-stained tissue paper* BitHugs? Apparently you can exchange it for hugs from me or something? Huh. I would’ve just hugged you for free. Thank you, though. You’re so sweet. @sanity-is-overratedxp

Everytime I see a post from you I screenshot it so I can show my non-tumblr friends at school 💕

Okay, be sure to take a picture of yourself with the can of cookies I asked Alfred to bake for you, too.(And maybe eat them before sundown. Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin and Robin tend to get hungry during patrol and they’ve found out where you live.) Thank you, sweetie! @electricalpyro

You are the best, and always make me smile when I am sad.

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… just Superman dropping off a brooding Batman wrapped up in a giant ribbon at your doorstep. You can keep him till about 9 PM, then he has to go on patrol with his children. (I guess you could tag along if you wanted. *shrugs*) Thank you so much, dear! @nightwingsavage

I haven’t been reading your blog for very long but your posts always make my day.

Okay… Don’t freak out. That’s just Batman smiling warmly at you for all the appreciation… and… Wait. *sees a puddle of mud-like material beside his boot* (Ohhh. Nice try, Basil. Good one. You almost got us there.) So, anyway, Clayface and I want to say thank you! @losingsanitytobatfam

You were the first blog I followed! You’re incredibly funny and always make my day.

*grabs phone back from Damian* (Gimme that!) Okay, sorry about that. He doesn’t understand why an “unoriginal fool” like me has followers as awesome as you, while his Snapchat account for his pets don’t yet. Just told him to give it some time. *rolls eyes* Thank you for your kind words! @princess-ninja

Wow, so…

3lue3utterfly:

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

I’m astounded at how many of you support this blog. Thank you. Just… Thank you.

And when you tell me or your followers how much something in here made you smile or laugh or whatever, it makes me smile and laugh and whatever, too. (I’ll be honest, I really like checking out your tags and reblogs for your insight.) It’s the sweetest cherry on top.

And I can’t thank the brilliant TV/film/music writers who I take these quotes from (and hope that they can forgive me for totally changing the context in which their work is used!) or the writers/artists over at DC Comics who continue to give me so much inspiration (I love how “human” they make my favorite superheroes) enough.

I hope you continue to enjoy reading these incorrect quotes as much as I enjoy writing them.

Sincerely,

A Wayne at Heart (a-wayne-at-heart)/Bats Say the Darndest Things (incorrect-batfamily-quotes)

P.S. A great big shout out to those who support my original blog, my first baby, too!

Every time I get a notification of one of your post, I get excited. I love your posts and show them to my friend. They never fail to make us laugh. Which is kind of awkward because we’re always in class when I see the notifications.

Keep up the hard work. Lots of love ❤❤

*80’s music starts playing* Oh, no… *a flash of blue fingerstripes and gold… Are those feathers?* Oh, no, no, please… *a ponytail swaying to the rhythm* You’ll have to forgive him, he – *grabbing at Nightwing* (Hey, hey, get down from that chandelier, Dick!) Look, I’m sorry you had to see that. He got excited when I told him what you said. All I really wanted to say was thank you. So, here’s lots of love back! @3lue3utterfly

Wow, so…

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ishouldprobablyworkoutmore:

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acci-caci:

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rosevered:

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themirrorghost:

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

zatannagurl:

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

louiedapanda:

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

I’m astounded at how many of you support this blog. Thank you. Just… Thank you.

And when you tell me or your followers how much something in here made you smile or laugh or whatever, it makes me smile and laugh and whatever, too. (I’ll be honest, I really like checking out your tags and reblogs for your insight.) It’s the sweetest cherry on top.

And I can’t thank the brilliant TV/film/music writers who I take these quotes from enough (and hope that they can forgive me for totally changing the context in which their work is used!) or the artists over at DC Comics who continue to give me so much inspiration (I love how “human” they make my favorite superheroes).

I hope you continue to enjoy reading these incorrect quotes as much as I enjoy writing them.

Sincerely,

A Wayne at Heart (a-wayne-at-heart)/Bats Say the Darndest Things (incorrect-batfamily-quotes)

P.S. A great big shout out to those who support my original blog, my first baby!

Because they make my day, EVERYDAY💖💖

*sends enough hearts back to tackle @louiedapanda to the ground*

Your blog is amazing! It always put a smile on my face. 😘😄😀💓💓

Just when I thought my day was already made from all the love, you come in and prove me wrong. Thank you! *sends a bunch of Dick Grayson-esque hugs back* @zatannagurl

Your blog can always get a chuckle out of me, even on my worst days, thank you! 🖤🖤🖤

Oh, wow. *sends a Damian-grabbing-onto-your-leg-and-refusing-to-let-go-like-you’re-Grayson-or-Titus-or-something kind of hug* Thank you for those kind words. (And I hope you don’t have too many “worst days”!) @themirrorghost

My favourite BatFam quotes blog ❤

I sincerely consider this high praise because there are a lot of awesome “quotes” blogs here. Thank you, dear! *sends an espresso shot to Tim so he’ll have the energy to give you a big hug in my behalf* @rosevered

Honestly the best blog about incorrect quotes and also makes my day soo much better when I’m feeling bad

That’s it. I’m sending Jason over to riddle your wall with bullets… to form a big heart! (I’m sorry if he then starts to quote Shakespeare to impress you or something.) Thank you! @acci-caci

You’re such a funny and amazing person! I love looking at your blog when I’m upset.

*drops down behind you from the ceiling, tackles you to the ground, and grins at you from ear to ear* Oh, sorry! That was Cass. I was gonna hug you, too, but – *lays down on the floor with you and drapes an arm around you* – it looks like she’s got it covered. Thank you! @ishouldprobablyworkoutmore

Your blogs always brings a smile to my face no matter the time of day.

Okay, so… Don’t freak out if you see a flash of blue fingerstripes by your window tonight. Of if there’s a grown man dangling upside-down from where your ceiling light should be. I told him I’d do it myself, but Dick insisted that he do it. After all, he’s a #hug monster. Thank you! @beholdthefandomlover

Love your blog, love you and love how you make me freaking cackle everytime I read your posts. 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛

Now, if you’ll check your e-mail (I dunno how Tim found out your e-mail address – Who am I kidding? It’s Tim), you’re supposed to get a link to some super secret online bank account filled with… *reads instructions on a piece of coffee-stained tissue paper* BitHugs? Apparently you can exchange it for hugs from me or something? Huh. I would’ve just hugged you for free. Thank you, though. You’re so sweet. @sanity-is-overratedxp

Everytime I see a post from you I screenshot it so I can show my non-tumblr friends at school 💕

Okay, be sure to take a picture of yourself with the can of cookies I asked Alfred to bake for you, too.(And maybe eat them before sundown. Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin and Robin tend to get hungry during patrol and they’ve found out where you live.) Thank you, sweetie! @electricalpyro

You are the best, and always make me smile when I am sad.

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… just Superman dropping off a brooding Batman wrapped up in a giant ribbon at your doorstep. You can keep him till about 9 PM, then he has to go on patrol with his children. (I guess you could tag along if you wanted. *shrugs*) Thank you so much, dear! @nightwingsavage

I haven’t been reading your blog for very long but your posts always make my day.

Okay… Don’t freak out. That’s just Batman smiling warmly at you for all the appreciation… and… Wait. *sees a puddle of mud-like material beside his boot* (Ohhh. Nice try, Basil. Good one. You almost got us there.) So, anyway, Clayface and I want to say thank you! @losingsanitytobatfam

Wow, so…

nightwingsavage:

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electricalpyro:

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sanity-is-overratedxp:

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beholdthefandomlover:

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ishouldprobablyworkoutmore:

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acci-caci:

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rosevered:

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themirrorghost:

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zatannagurl:

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louiedapanda:

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I’m astounded at how many of you support this blog. Thank you. Just… Thank you.

And when you tell me or your followers how much something in here made you smile or laugh or whatever, it makes me smile and laugh and whatever, too. (I’ll be honest, I really like checking out your tags and reblogs for your insight.) It’s the sweetest cherry on top.

And I can’t thank the brilliant TV/film/music writers who I take these quotes from enough (and hope that they can forgive me for totally changing the context in which their work is used!) or the artists over at DC Comics who continue to give me so much inspiration (I love how “human” they make my favorite superheroes).

I hope you continue to enjoy reading these incorrect quotes as much as I enjoy writing them.

Sincerely,

A Wayne at Heart (a-wayne-at-heart)/Bats Say the Darndest Things (incorrect-batfamily-quotes)

P.S. A great big shout out to those who support my original blog, my first baby!

Because they make my day, EVERYDAY💖💖

*sends enough hearts back to tackle @louiedapanda to the ground*

Your blog is amazing! It always put a smile on my face. 😘😄😀💓💓

Just when I thought my day was already made from all the love, you come in and prove me wrong. Thank you! *sends a bunch of Dick Grayson-esque hugs back* @zatannagurl

Your blog can always get a chuckle out of me, even on my worst days, thank you! 🖤🖤🖤

Oh, wow. *sends a Damian-grabbing-onto-your-leg-and-refusing-to-let-go-like-you’re-Grayson-or-Titus-or-something kind of hug* Thank you for those kind words. (And I hope you don’t have too many “worst days”!) @themirrorghost

My favourite BatFam quotes blog ❤

I sincerely consider this high praise because there are a lot of awesome “quotes” blogs here. Thank you, dear! *sends an espresso shot to Tim so he’ll have the energy to give you a big hug in my behalf* @rosevered

Honestly the best blog about incorrect quotes and also makes my day soo much better when I’m feeling bad

That’s it. I’m sending Jason over to riddle your wall with bullets… to form a big heart! (I’m sorry if he then starts to quote Shakespeare to impress you or something.) Thank you! @acci-caci

You’re such a funny and amazing person! I love looking at your blog when I’m upset.

*drops down behind you from the ceiling, tackles you to the ground, and grins at you from ear to ear* Oh, sorry! That was Cass. I was gonna hug you, too, but – *lays down on the floor with you and drapes an arm around you* – it looks like she’s got it covered. Thank you! @ishouldprobablyworkoutmore

Your blogs always brings a smile to my face no matter the time of day.

Okay, so… Don’t freak out if you see a flash of blue fingerstripes by your window tonight. Of if there’s a grown man dangling upside-down from where your ceiling light should be. I told him I’d do it myself, but Dick insisted that he do it. After all, he’s a #hug monster. Thank you! @beholdthefandomlover

Love your blog, love you and love how you make me freaking cackle everytime I read your posts. 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛

Now, if you’ll check your e-mail (I dunno how Tim found out your e-mail address – Who am I kidding? It’s Tim), you’re supposed to get a link to some super secret online bank account filled with… *reads instructions on a piece of coffee-stained tissue paper* BitHugs? Apparently you can exchange it for hugs from me or something? Huh. I would’ve just hugged you for free. Thank you, though. You’re so sweet. @sanity-is-overratedxp

Everytime I see a post from you I screenshot it so I can show my non-tumblr friends at school 💕

Okay, be sure to take a picture of yourself with the can of cookies I asked Alfred to bake for you, too.(And maybe eat them before sundown. Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin and Robin tend to get hungry during patrol and they’ve found out where you live.) Thank you, sweetie! @electricalpyro

You are the best, and always make me smile when I am sad.

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s… just Superman dropping off a brooding Batman wrapped up in a giant ribbon at your doorstep. You can keep him till about 9 PM, then he has to go on patrol with his children. (I guess you could tag along if you wanted. *shrugs*) Thank you so much, dear! @nightwingsavage

Wow, so…

electricalpyro:

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sanity-is-overratedxp:

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beholdthefandomlover:

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ishouldprobablyworkoutmore:

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acci-caci:

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rosevered:

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themirrorghost:

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zatannagurl:

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louiedapanda:

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I’m astounded at how many of you support this blog. Thank you. Just… Thank you.

And when you tell me or your followers how much something in here made you smile or laugh or whatever, it makes me smile and laugh and whatever, too. (I’ll be honest, I really like checking out your tags and reblogs for your insight.) It’s the sweetest cherry on top.

And I can’t thank the brilliant TV/film/music writers who I take these quotes from enough (and hope that they can forgive me for totally changing the context in which their work is used!) or the artists over at DC Comics who continue to give me so much inspiration (I love how “human” they make my favorite superheroes).

I hope you continue to enjoy reading these incorrect quotes as much as I enjoy writing them.

Sincerely,

A Wayne at Heart (a-wayne-at-heart)/Bats Say the Darndest Things (incorrect-batfamily-quotes)

P.S. A great big shout out to those who support my original blog, my first baby!

Because they make my day, EVERYDAY💖💖

*sends enough hearts back to tackle @louiedapanda to the ground*

Your blog is amazing! It always put a smile on my face. 😘😄😀💓💓

Just when I thought my day was already made from all the love, you come in and prove me wrong. Thank you! *sends a bunch of Dick Grayson-esque hugs back* @zatannagurl

Your blog can always get a chuckle out of me, even on my worst days, thank you! 🖤🖤🖤

Oh, wow. *sends a Damian-grabbing-onto-your-leg-and-refusing-to-let-go-like-you’re-Grayson-or-Titus-or-something kind of hug* Thank you for those kind words. (And I hope you don’t have too many “worst days”!) @themirrorghost

My favourite BatFam quotes blog ❤

I sincerely consider this high praise because there are a lot of awesome “quotes” blogs here. Thank you, dear! *sends an espresso shot to Tim so he’ll have the energy to give you a big hug in my behalf* @rosevered

Honestly the best blog about incorrect quotes and also makes my day soo much better when I’m feeling bad

That’s it. I’m sending Jason over to riddle your wall with bullets… to form a big heart! (I’m sorry if he then starts to quote Shakespeare to impress you or something.) Thank you! @acci-caci

You’re such a funny and amazing person! I love looking at your blog when I’m upset.

*drops down behind you from the ceiling, tackles you to the ground, and grins at you from ear to ear* Oh, sorry! That was Cass. I was gonna hug you, too, but – *lays down on the floor with you and drapes an arm around you* – it looks like she’s got it covered. Thank you! @ishouldprobablyworkoutmore

Your blogs always brings a smile to my face no matter the time of day.

Okay, so… Don’t freak out if you see a flash of blue fingerstripes by your window tonight. Of if there’s a grown man dangling upside-down from where your ceiling light should be. I told him I’d do it myself, but Dick insisted that he do it. After all, he’s a #hug monster. Thank you! @beholdthefandomlover

Love your blog, love you and love how you make me freaking cackle everytime I read your posts. 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛

Now, if you’ll check your e-mail (I dunno how Tim found out your e-mail address – Who am I kidding? It’s Tim), you’re supposed to get a link to some super secret online bank account filled with… *reads instructions on a piece of coffee-stained tissue paper* BitHugs? Apparently you can exchange it for hugs from me or something? Huh. I would’ve just hugged you for free. Thank you, though. You’re so sweet. @sanity-is-overratedxp

Everytime I see a post from you I screenshot it so I can show my non-tumblr friends at school 💕

Okay, be sure to take a picture of yourself with the can of cookies I asked Alfred to bake for you, too.(And maybe eat them before sundown. Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin and Robin tend to get hungry during patrol and they’ve found out where you live.) Thank you, sweetie! @electricalpyro