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An Incorrect Interview with the Batfamily…

Batman: I have it on good authority that you’ve been posting these, quote-unquote, incorrect quotes about our family on this so-called… *narrows his eyes* Tumblr.

Me: *blinks*

Me: *shuddering slightly* Well, see, Mr. Batman, um,Sir Wayne, uh, Batwayne –

Nightwing: *gets up from his chair and hugs me tightly*

Me: Oh! Oh, okay. Wow. Thanks? So, um, do you have a question or… ?

Nightwing: *shakes his head and grins at me* I just wanted to lighten the mood. You know how our father tends to blur the line between an interview and an interrog–

Red Hood: *clears his throat loudly*

Red Hood: Why, um… Why the heck do you call me *reading something scribbled on his palm* “Big Brother of the Year”?

Me: Well, see, Jay, even though you see yourself as the “black sheep” of the family, I do believe that there’s some goodness in your heart and that you do care very much about them. I think Croc said it best: you’re a good kid trying to be bad, and – Are you okay?

Red Hood’s Helmet: – bZzt bzZt –

Me: Your helmet’s… There’s smoke coming out of your –

Red Hood: *gets up from his seat and speed-walks out of the room*

Me: Did I say something wrong?

Red Robin: No. His tears must’ve fried the circuits in his helmet. Anyway, is this where you live? *shows me a map on his tablet with coordinates to my residence*

Me: *wide-eyed* How’d you – ?

Red Robin: Don’t worry about it. Now, my real question is, is there a lot of coffee where you’re from?

Me: Well –

Red Robin: Like really strong cofee? *zooming in and out of the map* For some reason, I can’t get intel –

Robin: *shoves Tim out of the way*

Robin: Pretender! Where do you get the nerve –

Me: – to make you look adorable? Look, Dami, I can’t help it –

Black Bat: *grapple-hooks into the room and grabs me*

Spoiler: Alright, creeps, that’s enough blogger harrassment for today!

Batgirl: *whispering into my ear* I’m so sorry you had to go through this.

Alfred: *walks into the room*

Room: *falls silent*

Alfred: No dessert for all of you.

Everyone (including Bruce): *whines*

Alfred: As for you *looks at me*…

Me: *blinks*

Alfred: … we would appreciate it if you joined us for dinner. *walks out of the room with Batcow and Titus in tow*

The Signal: *turns off the camera and runs after Alfred* But I was just filming everything, I swear!

Catwoman: *comes in through the kitchen window* Meow. Did I miss the interview?

~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~

I guess this is just my way of saying THANK YOU for your continued patronage.

Sincerely *with lots of cute, little hearts*,

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This is the best thing I have ever read in my life

Robin: *tying @dc-comics-gal up*

Red Robin: Brat, what in the –

Red Hood: Woah, woah, Li’l D –

Robin: *hissing* Will you two shut up? Father and Grayson might hear you!

Red Robin: What exactly are you trying to do?

Robin: *carrying @dc-comics-gal into the Batmobile* Trying to sneak them into the Manor! Obviously, Drake!

Red Hood: Well, not that I’d mind seeing the old Bat have a fit, but… why, kid?

Robin: One more question, Todd, and I swear –

Me: Hey, hey, hey! Put the Tumblr user down.

Me: Now, Damian.

Me:

Me: Okay, good.

Me: On our earth, we just say thank you.

~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~

So, thank you!

It’s getting better and better and better 🙂 and I love it 💕

Damian: *shuts his bedroom door behind him*

Dick: Hey, Li’l D –

Dick:

Dick: Is there someone in your room?

Damian: No one! Nothing! None of your business! Now, get out of my way Grayson, I need to find Pennyworth! *rushes past him to the kitchen*

Dick: *slowly opens the door*

Jason: *showing @rosevered some of his favorite 18th century novels* Yo, Dames, you got the tea yet? We’re out –

Dick:

Jason:

Tim: *drops the stack of Xbox games he was carrying*

Dick:

Tim: Uhhh… Damian’s guest from… *looks to @rosevered* Which Earth did you say you were from again?

Dick:

Dick: *sits down beside them on the carpeted floor and offers to shake their hand* Another one of Robin’s stow-aways, huh? Welcome to the Manor, @rosevered .

~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~

No matter how many times I tell the Bats that a simple thank you would do, they just won’t listen, so I hope you don’t mind!

THIS I LOVE THIS! LIKE SO MUCH :D💙❤💙❤💙❤💙❤💙❤💙❤💙

Batman: *working a long-overdue case on the Batcomputer*

Wonder Woman: *walking around the Batcave and admiring the mementos*

Wonder Woman: 

Wonder Woman: *swiftly takes out her lasso and prepares to throw it* 

Batman: *grabs the lasso in time* Diana, NO!

Wonder Woman: I sense a foreign presence in your cave, Bruce, lurking right behind that monstrous creature –

@nanna-the-batmum: *steps out from behind the dinosaur and into the light*

Wonder Woman: Great Hera…

Batman: They’re… They’re, uh…

Nightwing: *drops down from the ceiling* A guest from a nearby Earth. *winks at @nanna-the-batmum*

Superman: *flies in through the waterfall and dries himself off* Another one, Bruce?

Batman: Another what, Clark?

Robin: *enters with Batcow on a leash* I wonder the same thing, Father. Eight not enough for you?

Batman: Damian, are you implying –

Superman: *extends a hand to @nanna-the-batmum* Hello, I’m Superman. Welcome to our Earth.

Wonder Woman: *does the same* And I’m Diana of Themyscira. I hope you can forgive me for our earlier introduction.

Red Hood: *pulls his motorcycle to a screeching halt* Yo, @nanna-the-batmum, you one of us? Should we start training you?

Batman: *rubs his temples in frustration* Jason, nobody is training –

Red Robin: *parks his car beside Jason’s motorcycle* We could totally just pick you up at your place. Say, 9-ish? Also, don’t mind the tracker on your collar.

Batman: Tim – Hrrnnn. *goes back to work on the Batcomputer*

Alfred: *puts a hand on @nanna-the-batmum‘s shoulder* Clearly it requires quite a bit of energy to be in this family, so might I suggest you try some of the cookies I just baked? I hear they’re delicious. *leads the way to the kitchen*

Mother of bats…..

Yes good

It’s increased exponentially since last I saw it

If you’re still running this beautiful gift of a post, Harper Row is the best and I love catwoman and red hood so much too.

Selina: Look, @charismatic-hothead darlin’, this isn’t for the faint of heart. Even Bruce wasn’t up to the challenge.

Harper: You have to be totally, a-hundred-percent sure you’re up to this. 

Cullen: Yeah, @charismatic-hothead – Wait, what’re we doing again?

Harper: *playfully slaps him on the shoulder* Turning you into a man, little bro.

Jason: *rubs his hands together* Easy peasy, Batsy squeezy.

Waitress: Welcome to Batburger. You guys ready to order? 

Harper: Since the moment Zombie Boy here suggested it. Five Batburger meals, please.

Harper: Giganta-d.

Cullen: *wide-eyed* Th- that’s t-two p-p-pounds e-e-each –

Jason: Actually, make that two for me.  

Harper: *raises an eyebrow*

Jason: *shrugs and mouths “patrol night”, then turns to @charismatic-hothead and mouths, “You comin’?”*

Waitress: Joker-ized fries?

Jason: Wouldn’t have it any other way.

Selina: *grins* Order anything you want, kiddos. It’s all on Batman.

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An Incorrect Interview with the Batfamily…

Batman: I have it on good authority that you’ve been posting these, quote-unquote, incorrect quotes about our family on this so-called… *narrows his eyes* Tumblr.

Me: *blinks*

Me: *shuddering slightly* Well, see, Mr. Batman, um,Sir Wayne, uh, Batwayne –

Nightwing: *gets up from his chair and hugs me tightly*

Me: Oh! Oh, okay. Wow. Thanks? So, um, do you have a question or… ?

Nightwing: *shakes his head and grins at me* I just wanted to lighten the mood. You know how our father tends to blur the line between an interview and an interrog–

Red Hood: *clears his throat loudly*

Red Hood: Why, um… Why the heck do you call me *reading something scribbled on his palm* “Big Brother of the Year”?

Me: Well, see, Jay, even though you see yourself as the “black sheep” of the family, I do believe that there’s some goodness in your heart and that you do care very much about them. I think Croc said it best: you’re a good kid trying to be bad, and – Are you okay?

Red Hood’s Helmet: – bZzt bzZt –

Me: Your helmet’s… There’s smoke coming out of your –

Red Hood: *gets up from his seat and speed-walks out of the room*

Me: Did I say something wrong?

Red Robin: No. His tears must’ve fried the circuits in his helmet. Anyway, is this where you live? *shows me a map on his tablet with coordinates to my residence*

Me: *wide-eyed* How’d you – ?

Red Robin: Don’t worry about it. Now, my real question is, is there a lot of coffee where you’re from?

Me: Well –

Red Robin: Like really strong cofee? *zooming in and out of the map* For some reason, I can’t get intel –

Robin: *shoves Tim out of the way*

Robin: Pretender! Where do you get the nerve –

Me: – to make you look adorable? Look, Dami, I can’t help it –

Black Bat: *grapple-hooks into the room and grabs me*

Spoiler: Alright, creeps, that’s enough blogger harrassment for today!

Batgirl: *whispering into my ear* I’m so sorry you had to go through this.

Alfred: *walks into the room*

Room: *falls silent*

Alfred: No dessert for all of you.

Everyone (including Bruce): *whines*

Alfred: As for you *looks at me*…

Me: *blinks*

Alfred: … we would appreciate it if you joined us for dinner. *walks out of the room with Batcow and Titus in tow*

The Signal: *turns off the camera and runs after Alfred* But I was just filming everything, I swear!

Catwoman: *comes in through the kitchen window* Meow. Did I miss the interview?

~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~

I guess this is just my way of saying THANK YOU for your continued patronage.

Sincerely *with lots of cute, little hearts*,

a-wayne-at-heart/incorrect-batfamily-quotes

This is the best thing I have ever read in my life

Robin: *tying @dc-comics-gal up*

Red Robin: Brat, what in the –

Red Hood: Woah, woah, Li’l D –

Robin: *hissing* Will you two shut up? Father and Grayson might hear you!

Red Robin: What exactly are you trying to do?

Robin: *carrying @dc-comics-gal into the Batmobile* Trying to sneak them into the Manor! Obviously, Drake!

Red Hood: Well, not that I’d mind seeing the old Bat have a fit, but… why, kid?

Robin: One more question, Todd, and I swear –

Me: Hey, hey, hey! Put the Tumblr user down.

Me: Now, Damian.

Me:

Me: Okay, good.

Me: On our earth, we just say thank you.

~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~

So, thank you!

It’s getting better and better and better 🙂 and I love it 💕

Damian: *shuts his bedroom door behind him*

Dick: Hey, Li’l D –

Dick:

Dick: Is there someone in your room?

Damian: No one! Nothing! None of your business! Now, get out of my way Grayson, I need to find Pennyworth! *rushes past him to the kitchen*

Dick: *slowly opens the door*

Jason: *showing @rosevered some of his favorite 18th century novels* Yo, Dames, you got the tea yet? We’re out –

Dick:

Jason:

Tim: *drops the stack of Xbox games he was carrying*

Dick:

Tim: Uhhh… Damian’s guest from… *looks to @rosevered* Which Earth did you say you were from again?

Dick:

Dick: *sits down beside them on the carpeted floor and offers to shake their hand* Another one of Robin’s stow-aways, huh? Welcome to the Manor, @rosevered .

~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~

No matter how many times I tell the Bats that a simple thank you would do, they just won’t listen, so I hope you don’t mind!

THIS I LOVE THIS! LIKE SO MUCH :D💙❤💙❤💙❤💙❤💙❤💙❤💙

Batman: *working a long-overdue case on the Batcomputer*

Wonder Woman: *walking around the Batcave and admiring the mementos*

Wonder Woman: 

Wonder Woman: *swiftly takes out her lasso and prepares to throw it* 

Batman: *grabs the lasso in time* Diana, NO!

Wonder Woman: I sense a foreign presence in your cave, Bruce, lurking right behind that monstrous creature –

@nanna-the-batmum: *steps out from behind the dinosaur and into the light*

Wonder Woman: Great Hera…

Batman: They’re… They’re, uh…

Nightwing: *drops down from the ceiling* A guest from a nearby Earth. *winks at @nanna-the-batmum*

Superman: *flies in through the waterfall and dries himself off* Another one, Bruce?

Batman: Another what, Clark?

Robin: *enters with Batcow on a leash* I wonder the same thing, Father. Eight not enough for you?

Batman: Damian, are you implying –

Superman: *extends a hand to @nanna-the-batmum* Hello, I’m Superman. Welcome to our Earth.

Wonder Woman: *does the same* And I’m Diana of Themyscira. I hope you can forgive me for our earlier introduction.

Red Hood: *pulls his motorcycle to a screeching halt* Yo, @nanna-the-batmum, you one of us? Should we start training you?

Batman: *rubs his temples in frustration* Jason, nobody is training –

Red Robin: *parks his car beside Jason’s motorcycle* We could totally just pick you up at your place. Say, 9-ish? Also, don’t mind the tracker on your collar.

Batman: Tim – Hrrnnn. *goes back to work on the Batcomputer*

Alfred: *puts a hand on @nanna-the-batmum‘s shoulder* Clearly it requires quite a bit of energy to be in this family, so might I suggest you try some of the cookies I just baked? I hear they’re delicious. *leads the way to the kitchen*

Mother of bats…..

Yes good

It’s increased exponentially since last I saw it

If you’re still running this beautiful gift of a post, Harper Row is the best and I love catwoman and red hood so much too.

Selina: Look, @charismatic-hothead darlin’, this isn’t for the faint of heart. Even Bruce wasn’t up to the challenge.

Harper: You have to be totally, a-hundred-percent sure you’re up to this. 

Cullen: Yeah, @charismatic-hothead – Wait, what’re we doing again?

Harper: *playfully slaps him on the shoulder* Turning you into a man, little bro.

Jason: *rubs his hands together* Easy peasy, Batsy squeezy.

Waitress: Welcome to Batburger. You guys ready to order? 

Harper: Since the moment Zombie Boy here suggested it. Five Batburger meals, please.

Harper: Giganta-d.

Cullen: *wide-eyed* Th- that’s t-two p-p-pounds e-e-each –

Jason: Actually, make that two for me.  

Harper: *raises an eyebrow*

Jason: *shrugs and mouths “patrol night”, then turns to @charismatic-hothead and mouths, “You comin’?”*

Waitress: Joker-ized fries?

Jason: Wouldn’t have it any other way.

Selina: *grins* Order anything you want, kiddos. It’s all on Batman.

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An Incorrect Interview with the Batfamily…

Batman: I have it on good authority that you’ve been posting these, quote-unquote, incorrect quotes about our family on this so-called… *narrows his eyes* Tumblr.

Me: *blinks*

Me: *shuddering slightly* Well, see, Mr. Batman, um,Sir Wayne, uh, Batwayne –

Nightwing: *gets up from his chair and hugs me tightly*

Me: Oh! Oh, okay. Wow. Thanks? So, um, do you have a question or… ?

Nightwing: *shakes his head and grins at me* I just wanted to lighten the mood. You know how our father tends to blur the line between an interview and an interrog–

Red Hood: *clears his throat loudly*

Red Hood: Why, um… Why the heck do you call me *reading something scribbled on his palm* “Big Brother of the Year”?

Me: Well, see, Jay, even though you see yourself as the “black sheep” of the family, I do believe that there’s some goodness in your heart and that you do care very much about them. I think Croc said it best: you’re a good kid trying to be bad, and – Are you okay?

Red Hood’s Helmet: – bZzt bzZt –

Me: Your helmet’s… There’s smoke coming out of your –

Red Hood: *gets up from his seat and speed-walks out of the room*

Me: Did I say something wrong?

Red Robin: No. His tears must’ve fried the circuits in his helmet. Anyway, is this where you live? *shows me a map on his tablet with coordinates to my residence*

Me: *wide-eyed* How’d you – ?

Red Robin: Don’t worry about it. Now, my real question is, is there a lot of coffee where you’re from?

Me: Well –

Red Robin: Like really strong cofee? *zooming in and out of the map* For some reason, I can’t get intel –

Robin: *shoves Tim out of the way*

Robin: Pretender! Where do you get the nerve –

Me: – to make you look adorable? Look, Dami, I can’t help it –

Black Bat: *grapple-hooks into the room and grabs me*

Spoiler: Alright, creeps, that’s enough blogger harrassment for today!

Batgirl: *whispering into my ear* I’m so sorry you had to go through this.

Alfred: *walks into the room*

Room: *falls silent*

Alfred: No dessert for all of you.

Everyone (including Bruce): *whines*

Alfred: As for you *looks at me*…

Me: *blinks*

Alfred: … we would appreciate it if you joined us for dinner. *walks out of the room with Batcow and Titus in tow*

The Signal: *turns off the camera and runs after Alfred* But I was just filming everything, I swear!

Catwoman: *comes in through the kitchen window* Meow. Did I miss the interview?

~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~

I guess this is just my way of saying THANK YOU for your continued patronage.

Sincerely *with lots of cute, little hearts*,

a-wayne-at-heart/incorrect-batfamily-quotes

This is the best thing I have ever read in my life

Robin: *tying @dc-comics-gal up*

Red Robin: Brat, what in the –

Red Hood: Woah, woah, Li’l D –

Robin: *hissing* Will you two shut up? Father and Grayson might hear you!

Red Robin: What exactly are you trying to do?

Robin: *carrying @dc-comics-gal into the Batmobile* Trying to sneak them into the Manor! Obviously, Drake!

Red Hood: Well, not that I’d mind seeing the old Bat have a fit, but… why, kid?

Robin: One more question, Todd, and I swear –

Me: Hey, hey, hey! Put the Tumblr user down.

Me: Now, Damian.

Me:

Me: Okay, good.

Me: On our earth, we just say thank you.

~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~

So, thank you!

It’s getting better and better and better 🙂 and I love it 💕

Damian: *shuts his bedroom door behind him*

Dick: Hey, Li’l D –

Dick:

Dick: Is there someone in your room?

Damian: No one! Nothing! None of your business! Now, get out of my way Grayson, I need to find Pennyworth! *rushes past him to the kitchen*

Dick: *slowly opens the door*

Jason: *showing @rosevered some of his favorite 18th century novels* Yo, Dames, you got the tea yet? We’re out –

Dick:

Jason:

Tim: *drops the stack of Xbox games he was carrying*

Dick:

Tim: Uhhh… Damian’s guest from… *looks to @rosevered* Which Earth did you say you were from again?

Dick:

Dick: *sits down beside them on the carpeted floor and offers to shake their hand* Another one of Robin’s stow-aways, huh? Welcome to the Manor, @rosevered .

~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~

No matter how many times I tell the Bats that a simple thank you would do, they just won’t listen, so I hope you don’t mind!

this is absolutely beautiful. my cats agree.

Undisclosed location, 2 AM…

Nightwing: *whispering* Damian, don’t you think this is a bit much?

Red Hood: *shifting the sack over his shoulder* Yeah, you’re acting like a creep, which is saying something, given, you know, your general –

Robin: *hissing* Will you two morons shut up? If you wake them –

Red Robin [on the Comm Link]: Turn to the left. I think that’s where they keep them.

Robin: Think? You better be certain, Drake.   

Red Robin [on the Comm Link]: Not really digging the back talk, Brat. I mean, it would be unfortunate if someone were to hear –

Robin: Father and Pennyworth are on a not-need-to-know basis! 

Nightwing: Shh! Footsteps.

Red Hood: *cocks his guns*

Robin: *places his hand on his katana’s hilt*

Red Robin [on the Comm Link]: Just leave the freakin’ cat food and get outta there!

Red Hood: *puts the sack down on the floor* 

Nightwing: *opens a window and grapple-hooks an escape line*

Robin: *mesmerized by the four-legged shadow approaching*

Red Hood: Kid, if you don’t budge, we’re leaving you! 

Nightwing: Let’s go, Robin!

Nightwing:

Nightwing: And, no, you can’t take them home!

@willcraftapple11‘s cat: *walking into the silent room* Meow?

willcraftapple11:

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rosevered:

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dc-comics-gal:

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

An Incorrect Interview with the Batfamily…

Batman: I have it on good authority that you’ve been posting these, quote-unquote, incorrect quotes about our family on this so-called… *narrows his eyes* Tumblr.

Me: *blinks*

Me: *shuddering slightly* Well, see, Mr. Batman, um,Sir Wayne, uh, Batwayne –

Nightwing: *gets up from his chair and hugs me tightly*

Me: Oh! Oh, okay. Wow. Thanks? So, um, do you have a question or… ?

Nightwing: *shakes his head and grins at me* I just wanted to lighten the mood. You know how our father tends to blur the line between an interview and an interrog–

Red Hood: *clears his throat loudly*

Red Hood: Why, um… Why the heck do you call me *reading something scribbled on his palm* “Big Brother of the Year”?

Me: Well, see, Jay, even though you see yourself as the “black sheep” of the family, I do believe that there’s some goodness in your heart and that you do care very much about them. I think Croc said it best: you’re a good kid trying to be bad, and – Are you okay?

Red Hood’s Helmet: – bZzt bzZt –

Me: Your helmet’s… There’s smoke coming out of your –

Red Hood: *gets up from his seat and speed-walks out of the room*

Me: Did I say something wrong?

Red Robin: No. His tears must’ve fried the circuits in his helmet. Anyway, is this where you live? *shows me a map on his tablet with coordinates to my residence*

Me: *wide-eyed* How’d you – ?

Red Robin: Don’t worry about it. Now, my real question is, is there a lot of coffee where you’re from?

Me: Well –

Red Robin: Like really strong cofee? *zooming in and out of the map* For some reason, I can’t get intel –

Robin: *shoves Tim out of the way*

Robin: Pretender! Where do you get the nerve –

Me: – to make you look adorable? Look, Dami, I can’t help it –

Black Bat: *grapple-hooks into the room and grabs me*

Spoiler: Alright, creeps, that’s enough blogger harrassment for today!

Batgirl: *whispering into my ear* I’m so sorry you had to go through this.

Alfred: *walks into the room*

Room: *falls silent*

Alfred: No dessert for all of you.

Everyone (including Bruce): *whines*

Alfred: As for you *looks at me*…

Me: *blinks*

Alfred: … we would appreciate it if you joined us for dinner. *walks out of the room with Batcow and Titus in tow*

The Signal: *turns off the camera and runs after Alfred* But I was just filming everything, I swear!

Catwoman: *comes in through the kitchen window* Meow. Did I miss the interview?

~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~

I guess this is just my way of saying THANK YOU for your continued patronage.

Sincerely *with lots of cute, little hearts*,

a-wayne-at-heart/incorrect-batfamily-quotes

This is the best thing I have ever read in my life

Robin: *tying @dc-comics-gal up*

Red Robin: Brat, what in the –

Red Hood: Woah, woah, Li’l D –

Robin: *hissing* Will you two shut up? Father and Grayson might hear you!

Red Robin: What exactly are you trying to do?

Robin: *carrying @dc-comics-gal into the Batmobile* Trying to sneak them into the Manor! Obviously, Drake!

Red Hood: Well, not that I’d mind seeing the old Bat have a fit, but… why, kid?

Robin: One more question, Todd, and I swear –

Me: Hey, hey, hey! Put the Tumblr user down.

Me: Now, Damian.

Me:

Me: Okay, good.

Me: On our earth, we just say thank you.

~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~

So, thank you!

It’s getting better and better and better 🙂 and I love it 💕

Damian: *shuts his bedroom door behind him*

Dick: Hey, Li’l D –

Dick:

Dick: Is there someone in your room?

Damian: No one! Nothing! None of your business! Now, get out of my way Grayson, I need to find Pennyworth! *rushes past him to the kitchen*

Dick: *slowly opens the door*

Jason: *showing @rosevered some of his favorite 18th century novels* Yo, Dames, you got the tea yet? We’re out –

Dick:

Jason:

Tim: *drops the stack of Xbox games he was carrying*

Dick:

Tim: Uhhh… Damian’s guest from… *looks to @rosevered* Which Earth did you say you were from again?

Dick:

Dick: *sits down beside them on the carpeted floor and offers to shake their hand* Another one of Robin’s stow-aways, huh? Welcome to the Manor, @rosevered .

~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~

No matter how many times I tell the Bats that a simple thank you would do, they just won’t listen, so I hope you don’t mind!

this is absolutely beautiful. my cats agree.

Undisclosed location, 2 AM…

Nightwing: *whispering* Damian, don’t you think this is a bit much?

Red Hood: *shifting the sack over his shoulder* Yeah, you’re acting like a creep, which is saying something, given, you know, your general –

Robin: *hissing* Will you two morons shut up? If you wake them –

Red Robin [on the Comm Link]: Turn to the left. I think that’s where they keep them.

Robin: Think? You better be certain, Drake.   

Red Robin [on the Comm Link]: Not really digging the back talk, Brat. I mean, it would be unfortunate if someone were to hear –

Robin: Father and Pennyworth are on a not-need-to-know basis! 

Nightwing: Shh! Footsteps.

Red Hood: *cocks his guns*

Robin: *places his hand on his katana’s hilt*

Red Robin [on the Comm Link]: Just leave the freakin’ cat food and get outta there!

Red Hood: *puts the sack down on the floor* 

Nightwing: *opens a window and grapple-hooks an escape line*

Robin: *mesmerized by the four-legged shadow approaching*

Red Hood: Kid, if you don’t budge, we’re leaving you! 

Nightwing: Let’s go, Robin!

Nightwing:

Nightwing: And, no, you can’t take them home!

@willcraftapple11‘s cat: *walking into the silent room* Meow?

nanna-the-batmum:

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rosevered:

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

dc-comics-gal:

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

An Incorrect Interview with the Batfamily…

Batman: I have it on good authority that you’ve been posting these, quote-unquote, incorrect quotes about our family on this so-called… *narrows his eyes* Tumblr.

Me: *blinks*

Me: *shuddering slightly* Well, see, Mr. Batman, um,Sir Wayne, uh, Batwayne –

Nightwing: *gets up from his chair and hugs me tightly*

Me: Oh! Oh, okay. Wow. Thanks? So, um, do you have a question or… ?

Nightwing: *shakes his head and grins at me* I just wanted to lighten the mood. You know how our father tends to blur the line between an interview and an interrog–

Red Hood: *clears his throat loudly*

Red Hood: Why, um… Why the heck do you call me *reading something scribbled on his palm* “Big Brother of the Year”?

Me: Well, see, Jay, even though you see yourself as the “black sheep” of the family, I do believe that there’s some goodness in your heart and that you do care very much about them. I think Croc said it best: you’re a good kid trying to be bad, and – Are you okay?

Red Hood’s Helmet: – bZzt bzZt –

Me: Your helmet’s… There’s smoke coming out of your –

Red Hood: *gets up from his seat and speed-walks out of the room*

Me: Did I say something wrong?

Red Robin: No. His tears must’ve fried the circuits in his helmet. Anyway, is this where you live? *shows me a map on his tablet with coordinates to my residence*

Me: *wide-eyed* How’d you – ?

Red Robin: Don’t worry about it. Now, my real question is, is there a lot of coffee where you’re from?

Me: Well –

Red Robin: Like really strong cofee? *zooming in and out of the map* For some reason, I can’t get intel –

Robin: *shoves Tim out of the way*

Robin: Pretender! Where do you get the nerve –

Me: – to make you look adorable? Look, Dami, I can’t help it –

Black Bat: *grapple-hooks into the room and grabs me*

Spoiler: Alright, creeps, that’s enough blogger harrassment for today!

Batgirl: *whispering into my ear* I’m so sorry you had to go through this.

Alfred: *walks into the room*

Room: *falls silent*

Alfred: No dessert for all of you.

Everyone (including Bruce): *whines*

Alfred: As for you *looks at me*…

Me: *blinks*

Alfred: … we would appreciate it if you joined us for dinner. *walks out of the room with Batcow and Titus in tow*

The Signal: *turns off the camera and runs after Alfred* But I was just filming everything, I swear!

Catwoman: *comes in through the kitchen window* Meow. Did I miss the interview?

~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~

I guess this is just my way of saying THANK YOU for your continued patronage.

Sincerely *with lots of cute, little hearts*,

a-wayne-at-heart/incorrect-batfamily-quotes

This is the best thing I have ever read in my life

Robin: *tying @dc-comics-gal up*

Red Robin: Brat, what in the –

Red Hood: Woah, woah, Li’l D –

Robin: *hissing* Will you two shut up? Father and Grayson might hear you!

Red Robin: What exactly are you trying to do?

Robin: *carrying @dc-comics-gal into the Batmobile* Trying to sneak them into the Manor! Obviously, Drake!

Red Hood: Well, not that I’d mind seeing the old Bat have a fit, but… why, kid?

Robin: One more question, Todd, and I swear –

Me: Hey, hey, hey! Put the Tumblr user down.

Me: Now, Damian.

Me:

Me: Okay, good.

Me: On our earth, we just say thank you.

~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~

So, thank you!

It’s getting better and better and better 🙂 and I love it 💕

Damian: *shuts his bedroom door behind him*

Dick: Hey, Li’l D –

Dick:

Dick: Is there someone in your room?

Damian: No one! Nothing! None of your business! Now, get out of my way Grayson, I need to find Pennyworth! *rushes past him to the kitchen*

Dick: *slowly opens the door*

Jason: *showing @rosevered some of his favorite 18th century novels* Yo, Dames, you got the tea yet? We’re out –

Dick:

Jason:

Tim: *drops the stack of Xbox games he was carrying*

Dick:

Tim: Uhhh… Damian’s guest from… *looks to @rosevered* Which Earth did you say you were from again?

Dick:

Dick: *sits down beside them on the carpeted floor and offers to shake their hand* Another one of Robin’s stow-aways, huh? Welcome to the Manor, @rosevered .

~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~

No matter how many times I tell the Bats that a simple thank you would do, they just won’t listen, so I hope you don’t mind!

THIS I LOVE THIS! LIKE SO MUCH :D💙❤💙❤💙❤💙❤💙❤💙❤💙

Batman: *working a long-overdue case on the Batcomputer*

Wonder Woman: *walking around the Batcave and admiring the mementos*

Wonder Woman: 

Wonder Woman: *swiftly takes out her lasso and prepares to throw it* 

Batman: *grabs the lasso in time* Diana, NO!

Wonder Woman: I sense a foreign presence in your cave, Bruce, lurking right behind that monstrous creature –

@nanna-the-batmum: *steps out from behind the dinosaur and into the light*

Wonder Woman: Great Hera…

Batman: They’re… They’re, uh…

Nightwing: *drops down from the ceiling* A guest from a nearby Earth. *winks at @nanna-the-batmum*

Superman: *flies in through the waterfall and dries himself off* Another one, Bruce?

Batman: Another what, Clark?

Robin: *enters with Batcow on a leash* I wonder the same thing, Father. Eight not enough for you?

Batman: Damian, are you implying –

Superman: *extends a hand to @nanna-the-batmum* Hello, I’m Superman. Welcome to our Earth.

Wonder Woman: *does the same* And I’m Diana of Themyscira. I hope you can forgive me for our earlier introduction.

Red Hood: *pulls his motorcycle to a screeching halt* Yo, @nanna-the-batmum, you one of us? Should we start training you?

Batman: *rubs his temples in frustration* Jason, nobody is training –

Red Robin: *parks his car beside Jason’s motorcycle* We could totally just pick you up at your place. Say, 9-ish? Also, don’t mind the tracker on your collar.

Batman: Tim – Hrrnnn. *goes back to work on the Batcomputer*

Alfred: *puts a hand on @nanna-the-batmum‘s shoulder* Clearly it requires quite a bit of energy to be in this family, so might I suggest you try some of the cookies I just baked? I hear they’re delicious. *leads the way to the kitchen*

nanna-the-batmum:

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rosevered:

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dc-comics-gal:

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

An Incorrect Interview with the Batfamily…

Batman: I have it on good authority that you’ve been posting these, quote-unquote, incorrect quotes about our family on this so-called… *narrows his eyes* Tumblr.

Me: *blinks*

Me: *shuddering slightly* Well, see, Mr. Batman, um,Sir Wayne, uh, Batwayne –

Nightwing: *gets up from his chair and hugs me tightly*

Me: Oh! Oh, okay. Wow. Thanks? So, um, do you have a question or… ?

Nightwing: *shakes his head and grins at me* I just wanted to lighten the mood. You know how our father tends to blur the line between an interview and an interrog–

Red Hood: *clears his throat loudly*

Red Hood: Why, um… Why the heck do you call me *reading something scribbled on his palm* “Big Brother of the Year”?

Me: Well, see, Jay, even though you see yourself as the “black sheep” of the family, I do believe that there’s some goodness in your heart and that you do care very much about them. I think Croc said it best: you’re a good kid trying to be bad, and – Are you okay?

Red Hood’s Helmet: – bZzt bzZt –

Me: Your helmet’s… There’s smoke coming out of your –

Red Hood: *gets up from his seat and speed-walks out of the room*

Me: Did I say something wrong?

Red Robin: No. His tears must’ve fried the circuits in his helmet. Anyway, is this where you live? *shows me a map on his tablet with coordinates to my residence*

Me: *wide-eyed* How’d you – ?

Red Robin: Don’t worry about it. Now, my real question is, is there a lot of coffee where you’re from?

Me: Well –

Red Robin: Like really strong cofee? *zooming in and out of the map* For some reason, I can’t get intel –

Robin: *shoves Tim out of the way*

Robin: Pretender! Where do you get the nerve –

Me: – to make you look adorable? Look, Dami, I can’t help it –

Black Bat: *grapple-hooks into the room and grabs me*

Spoiler: Alright, creeps, that’s enough blogger harrassment for today!

Batgirl: *whispering into my ear* I’m so sorry you had to go through this.

Alfred: *walks into the room*

Room: *falls silent*

Alfred: No dessert for all of you.

Everyone (including Bruce): *whines*

Alfred: As for you *looks at me*…

Me: *blinks*

Alfred: … we would appreciate it if you joined us for dinner. *walks out of the room with Batcow and Titus in tow*

The Signal: *turns off the camera and runs after Alfred* But I was just filming everything, I swear!

Catwoman: *comes in through the kitchen window* Meow. Did I miss the interview?

~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~

I guess this is just my way of saying THANK YOU for your continued patronage.

Sincerely *with lots of cute, little hearts*,

a-wayne-at-heart/incorrect-batfamily-quotes

This is the best thing I have ever read in my life

Robin: *tying @dc-comics-gal up*

Red Robin: Brat, what in the –

Red Hood: Woah, woah, Li’l D –

Robin: *hissing* Will you two shut up? Father and Grayson might hear you!

Red Robin: What exactly are you trying to do?

Robin: *carrying @dc-comics-gal into the Batmobile* Trying to sneak them into the Manor! Obviously, Drake!

Red Hood: Well, not that I’d mind seeing the old Bat have a fit, but… why, kid?

Robin: One more question, Todd, and I swear –

Me: Hey, hey, hey! Put the Tumblr user down.

Me: Now, Damian.

Me:

Me: Okay, good.

Me: On our earth, we just say thank you.

~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~

So, thank you!

It’s getting better and better and better 🙂 and I love it 💕

Damian: *shuts his bedroom door behind him*

Dick: Hey, Li’l D –

Dick:

Dick: Is there someone in your room?

Damian: No one! Nothing! None of your business! Now, get out of my way Grayson, I need to find Pennyworth! *rushes past him to the kitchen*

Dick: *slowly opens the door*

Jason: *showing @rosevered some of his favorite 18th century novels* Yo, Dames, you got the tea yet? We’re out –

Dick:

Jason:

Tim: *drops the stack of Xbox games he was carrying*

Dick:

Tim: Uhhh… Damian’s guest from… *looks to @rosevered* Which Earth did you say you were from again?

Dick:

Dick: *sits down beside them on the carpeted floor and offers to shake their hand* Another one of Robin’s stow-aways, huh? Welcome to the Manor, @rosevered .

~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~

No matter how many times I tell the Bats that a simple thank you would do, they just won’t listen, so I hope you don’t mind!

THIS I LOVE THIS! LIKE SO MUCH :D💙❤💙❤💙❤💙❤💙❤💙❤💙

Batman: *working a long-overdue case on the Batcomputer*

Wonder Woman: *walking around the Batcave and admiring the mementos*

Wonder Woman: 

Wonder Woman: *swiftly takes out her lasso and prepares to throw it* 

Batman: *grabs the lasso in time* Diana, NO!

Wonder Woman: I sense a foreign presence in your cave, Bruce, lurking right behind that monstrous creature –

@nanna-the-batmum: *steps out from behind the dinosaur and into the light*

Wonder Woman: Great Hera…

Batman: They’re… They’re, uh…

Nightwing: *drops down from the ceiling* A guest from a nearby Earth. *winks at @nanna-the-batmum*

Superman: *flies in through the waterfall and dries himself off* Another one, Bruce?

Batman: Another what, Clark?

Robin: *enters with Batcow on a leash* I wonder the same thing, Father. Eight not enough for you?

Batman: Damian, are you implying –

Superman: *extends a hand to @nanna-the-batmum* Hello, I’m Superman. Welcome to our Earth.

Wonder Woman: *does the same* And I’m Diana of Themyscira. I hope you can forgive me for our earlier introduction.

Red Hood: *pulls his motorcycle to a screeching halt* Yo, @nanna-the-batmum, you one of us? Should we start training you?

Batman: *rubs his temples in frustration* Jason, nobody is training –

Red Robin: *parks his car beside Jason’s motorcycle* We could totally just pick you up at your place. Say, 9-ish? Also, don’t mind the tracker on your collar.

Batman: Tim – Hrrnnn. *goes back to work on the Batcomputer*

Alfred: *puts a hand on @nanna-the-batmum‘s shoulder* Clearly it requires quite a bit of energy to be in this family, so might I suggest you try some of the cookies I just baked? I hear they’re delicious. *leads the way to the kitchen*

Red Hood: Get off me, Dick!

Nightwing: Hold still for a sec, Li’l Wing!

Red Hood: Why can’t you just get Timbo or the Brat to do this with you?

Nightwing: Because @wingedskyes said that we were their favorite, Jay, so we can’t disappoint! *wiggles eyebrows and grins*

Red Hood: *exhasperated sigh*

Nightwing: Plus, Timmy hasn’t slept in three days and Dami’s… Well, I don’t even want to know what he’d do if I so much as suggested this to him.

Red Hood: Well, yeah, fine, but why this, though? What if I just spelled their name out on the wall with bullets in thirty seconds flat, huh? That might be impressive.

Nightwing: Yeah, but Alfred would ground us for life. Now, could you bend your back just a liiiittle bit more –

Red Hood: Hey, newsflash, Goldie, on this Earth I didn’t grow up all flexible like you –

Nightwing: Or maybe you could –

Red Hood: I swear, D, you twist my arm one more time –

Alfred: *walks into the Manor’s gymnastics room with @wingedskyes in tow*

Alfred: *stares stoically at Dick and Jason, whose bodies are contorted to spell out “W” and “S” atop a balancing beam*

Nightwing: *smiling proudly* Ta-daaa!

Red Hood: *loses his footing and falls to the floor*

Red Hood: *groaning* Ta-daAaa…

Alfred: *looks at the boys, then at @wingedskyes *

Alfred: Dinner will be served shortly. Don’t be late. *walks out*

~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~

Thank you!

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

An Incorrect Interview with the Batfamily…

Batman: I have it on good authority that you’ve been posting these, quote-unquote, incorrect quotes about our family on this so-called… *narrows his eyes* Tumblr.

Me: *blinks*

Me: *shuddering slightly* Well, see, Mr. Batman, um,Sir Wayne, uh, Batwayne –

Nightwing: *gets up from his chair and hugs me tightly*

Me: Oh! Oh, okay. Wow. Thanks? So, um, do you have a question or… ?

Nightwing: *shakes his head and grins at me* I just wanted to lighten the mood. You know how our father tends to blur the line between an interview and an interrog–

Red Hood: *clears his throat loudly*

Red Hood: Why, um… Why the heck do you call me *reading something scribbled on his palm* “Big Brother of the Year”?

Me: Well, see, Jay, even though you see yourself as the “black sheep” of the family, I do believe that there’s some goodness in your heart and that you do care very much about them. I think Croc said it best: you’re a good kid trying to be bad, and – Are you okay?

Red Hood’s Helmet: – bZzt bzZt –

Me: Your helmet’s… There’s smoke coming out of your –

Red Hood: *gets up from his seat and speed-walks out of the room*

Me: Did I say something wrong?

Red Robin: No. His tears must’ve fried the circuits in his helmet. Anyway, is this where you live? *shows me a map on his tablet with coordinates to my residence*

Me: *wide-eyed* How’d you – ?

Red Robin: Don’t worry about it. Now, my real question is, is there a lot of coffee where you’re from?

Me: Well –

Red Robin: Like really strong cofee? *zooming in and out of the map* For some reason, I can’t get intel –

Robin: *shoves Tim out of the way*

Robin: Pretender! Where do you get the nerve –

Me: – to make you look adorable? Look, Dami, I can’t help it –

Black Bat: *grapple-hooks into the room and grabs me*

Spoiler: Alright, creeps, that’s enough blogger harrassment for today!

Batgirl: *whispering into my ear* I’m so sorry you had to go through this.

Alfred: *walks into the room*

Room: *falls silent*

Alfred: No dessert for all of you.

Everyone (including Bruce): *whines*

Alfred: As for you *looks at me*…

Me: *blinks*

Alfred: … we would appreciate it if you joined us for dinner. *walks out of the room with Batcow and Titus in tow*

The Signal: *turns off the camera and runs after Alfred* But I was just filming everything, I swear!

Catwoman: *comes in through the kitchen window* Meow. Did I miss the interview?

~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~

I guess this is just my way of saying THANK YOU for your continued patronage.

Sincerely *with lots of cute, little hearts*,

a-wayne-at-heart/incorrect-batfamily-quotes

Robin: *grabs @utazawa by the sleeve with charcoal-stained fingers and without even taking his eyes off the portrait he’s making*

Robin: Where do you think you’re going, Trespasser? I need a muse. Sit down.

Nightwing: Robin, our manners, please. Ignore that. You’re very much welcome –

Red Robin: *cartwheels in between Dick and @utazawa * Heyyouwannagoonpatrolwithme?Thisdarkroaststuffisreallykickingin!HowaboutApokolips,youupfor–

Red Hood: *maskless, throws the fan back to @utazawa and lightly pushes Tim, who topples over and instantly falls asleep on the floor* Hey, thanks.

Me: Oh! @utazawa , you’re still here?

Alfred: Might I suggest you stay for dinner then? I hope you’re not allergic to lobster.

Alfred: *on his way out of the living room* And perhaps you can regale Master Jason and me about Shakespeare.

Batman: *walking into the living room* I like these *narrows eyes* chill pills. *pops another into his mouth and heads to the Batcave*

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

An Incorrect Interview with the Batfamily…

Batman: I have it on good authority that you’ve been posting these, quote-unquote, incorrect quotes about our family on this so-called… *narrows his eyes* Tumblr.

Me: *blinks*

Me: *shuddering slightly* Well, see, Mr. Batman, um,Sir Wayne, uh, Batwayne –

Nightwing: *gets up from his chair and hugs me tightly*

Me: Oh! Oh, okay. Wow. Thanks? So, um, do you have a question or… ?

Nightwing: *shakes his head and grins at me* I just wanted to lighten the mood. You know how our father tends to blur the line between an interview and an interrog–

Red Hood: *clears his throat loudly*

Red Hood: Why, um… Why the heck do you call me *reading something scribbled on his palm* “Big Brother of the Year”?

Me: Well, see, Jay, even though you see yourself as the “black sheep” of the family, I do believe that there’s some goodness in your heart and that you do care very much about them. I think Croc said it best: you’re a good kid trying to be bad, and – Are you okay?

Red Hood’s Helmet: – bZzt bzZt –

Me: Your helmet’s… There’s smoke coming out of your –

Red Hood: *gets up from his seat and speed-walks out of the room*

Me: Did I say something wrong?

Red Robin: No. His tears must’ve fried the circuits in his helmet. Anyway, is this where you live? *shows me a map on his tablet with coordinates to my residence*

Me: *wide-eyed* How’d you – ?

Red Robin: Don’t worry about it. Now, my real question is, is there a lot of coffee where you’re from?

Me: Well –

Red Robin: Like really strong cofee? *zooming in and out of the map* For some reason, I can’t get intel –

Robin: *shoves Tim out of the way*

Robin: Pretender! Where do you get the nerve –

Me: – to make you look adorable? Look, Dami, I can’t help it –

Black Bat: *grapple-hooks into the room and grabs me*

Spoiler: Alright, creeps, that’s enough blogger harrassment for today!

Batgirl: *whispering into my ear* I’m so sorry you had to go through this.

Alfred: *walks into the room*

Room: *falls silent*

Alfred: No dessert for all of you.

Everyone (including Bruce): *whines*

Alfred: As for you *looks at me*…

Me: *blinks*

Alfred: … we would appreciate it if you joined us for dinner. *walks out of the room with Batcow and Titus in tow*

The Signal: *turns off the camera and runs after Alfred* But I was just filming everything, I swear!

Catwoman: *comes in through the kitchen window* Meow. Did I miss the interview?

~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~

I guess this is just my way of saying THANK YOU for your continued patronage.

Sincerely *with lots of cute, little hearts*,

a-wayne-at-heart/incorrect-batfamily-quotes

Robin: *grabs @utazawa by the sleeve with charcoal-stained fingers and without even taking his eyes off the portrait he’s making*

Robin: Where do you think you’re going, Trespasser? I need a muse. Sit down.

Nightwing: Robin, our manners, please. Ignore that. You’re very much welcome –

Red Robin: *cartwheels in between Dick and @utazawa * Heyyouwannagoonpatrolwithme?Thisdarkroaststuffisreallykickingin!HowaboutApokolips,youupfor–

Red Hood: *maskless, throws the fan back to @utazawa and lightly pushes Tim, who topples over and instantly falls asleep on the floor* Hey, thanks.

Me: Oh! @utazawa , you’re still here?

Alfred: Might I suggest you stay for dinner then? I hope you’re not allergic to lobster.

Alfred: *on his way out of the living room* And perhaps you can regale Master Jason and me about Shakespeare.

Batman: *walking into the living room* I like these *narrows eyes* chill pills. *pops another into his mouth and heads to the Batcave*

randomlibran:

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

rosevered:

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

dc-comics-gal:

incorrect-batfamily-quotes:

An Incorrect Interview with the Batfamily…

Batman: I have it on good authority that you’ve been posting these, quote-unquote, incorrect quotes about our family on this so-called… *narrows his eyes* Tumblr.

Me: *blinks*

Me: *shuddering slightly* Well, see, Mr. Batman, um,Sir Wayne, uh, Batwayne –

Nightwing: *gets up from his chair and hugs me tightly*

Me: Oh! Oh, okay. Wow. Thanks? So, um, do you have a question or… ?

Nightwing: *shakes his head and grins at me* I just wanted to lighten the mood. You know how our father tends to blur the line between an interview and an interrog–

Red Hood: *clears his throat loudly*

Red Hood: Why, um… Why the heck do you call me *reading something scribbled on his palm* “Big Brother of the Year”?

Me: Well, see, Jay, even though you see yourself as the “black sheep” of the family, I do believe that there’s some goodness in your heart and that you do care very much about them. I think Croc said it best: you’re a good kid trying to be bad, and – Are you okay?

Red Hood’s Helmet: – bZzt bzZt –

Me: Your helmet’s… There’s smoke coming out of your –

Red Hood: *gets up from his seat and speed-walks out of the room*

Me: Did I say something wrong?

Red Robin: No. His tears must’ve fried the circuits in his helmet. Anyway, is this where you live? *shows me a map on his tablet with coordinates to my residence*

Me: *wide-eyed* How’d you – ?

Red Robin: Don’t worry about it. Now, my real question is, is there a lot of coffee where you’re from?

Me: Well –

Red Robin: Like really strong cofee? *zooming in and out of the map* For some reason, I can’t get intel –

Robin: *shoves Tim out of the way*

Robin: Pretender! Where do you get the nerve –

Me: – to make you look adorable? Look, Dami, I can’t help it –

Black Bat: *grapple-hooks into the room and grabs me*

Spoiler: Alright, creeps, that’s enough blogger harrassment for today!

Batgirl: *whispering into my ear* I’m so sorry you had to go through this.

Alfred: *walks into the room*

Room: *falls silent*

Alfred: No dessert for all of you.

Everyone (including Bruce): *whines*

Alfred: As for you *looks at me*…

Me: *blinks*

Alfred: … we would appreciate it if you joined us for dinner. *walks out of the room with Batcow and Titus in tow*

The Signal: *turns off the camera and runs after Alfred* But I was just filming everything, I swear!

Catwoman: *comes in through the kitchen window* Meow. Did I miss the interview?

~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~

I guess this is just my way of saying THANK YOU for your continued patronage.

Sincerely *with lots of cute, little hearts*,

a-wayne-at-heart/incorrect-batfamily-quotes

This is the best thing I have ever read in my life

Robin: *tying @dc-comics-gal up*

Red Robin: Brat, what in the –

Red Hood: Woah, woah, Li’l D –

Robin: *hissing* Will you two shut up? Father and Grayson might hear you!

Red Robin: What exactly are you trying to do?

Robin: *carrying @dc-comics-gal into the Batmobile* Trying to sneak them into the Manor! Obviously, Drake!

Red Hood: Well, not that I’d mind seeing the old Bat have a fit, but… why, kid?

Robin: One more question, Todd, and I swear –

Me: Hey, hey, hey! Put the Tumblr user down.

Me: Now, Damian.

Me:

Me: Okay, good.

Me: On our earth, we just say thank you.

~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~ · ~

So, thank you!

It’s getting better and better and better 🙂 and I love it 💕

Damian: *shuts his bedroom door behind him*

Dick: Hey, Li’l D –

Dick:

Dick: Is there someone in your room?

Damian: No one! Nothing! None of your business! Now, get out of my way Grayson, I need to find Pennyworth! *rushes past him to the kitchen*

Dick: *slowly opens the door*

Jason: *showing @rosevered some of his favorite 18th century novels* Yo, Dames, you got the tea yet? We’re out –

Dick:

Jason:

Tim: *drops the stack of Xbox games he was carrying*

Dick:

Tim: Uhhh… Damian’s guest from… *looks to @rosevered* Which Earth did you say you were from again?

Dick:

Dick: *sits down beside them on the carpeted floor and offers to shake their hand* Another one of Robin’s stow-aways, huh? Welcome to the Manor, @rosevered .

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No matter how many times I tell the Bats that a simple thank you would do, they just won’t listen, so I hope you don’t mind!

@incorrect-batfamily-quotes You are the cutest! I couldn’t stop laughing after reading the new additions! 🤗

Me: *tugging on Batman’s cape* Bruce… No… Please don’t do this, I’m begging you…

Batman: Hn.

Me: *pulling his arm with both of mine* You can’t! There are better ways to deal with them!

Batman: *breaking free from my grip* There is no other way.

Me: You haven’t thought this through! You didn’t even bother asking –

Batman: It’s done.

Batman: *flips his cape dramatically and walks out of the Batcave stoically*

Me: *stares at a pile of signed papers beside the Batcomputer in horror*

Me: *grabs my phone and dials an undisclosed number*

Me: *clears throat* Hey, is this @randomlibran ? Yeah, so… I’m just calling to let you know that you’re officially a Wayne now… Yeah – No, I mean – Yup. Yuuup. The whole shebang.

Me: Uh huh, yeah… Also, I hope you don’t mind green spandex leotards and domino masks.