Imagine: Damian, asking advice from Alfred.

Imagine: Jason to Alfred about Bruce.

Alfred [about Batman]: He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

Bruce: I’m not crazy, Alfred. I’ve simply been in a very bad mood for forty years.

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Or, you know, however old Bruce is nowadays.

Alfred: He’s sick, Master Bruce is sick.

Dick: How sick is he?

Alfred: Well, he’d have to get better to die.

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Batfam Week Day 7 – ~~preparations for~~ Father’s Day

So, remember that Robin issue where Tim gave Bruce a (broken) watch for Father’s Day (after, you know, fighting off a bunch of villains)?

I needed this comic to be canon like yesterday. Haha! Kudos to the artist. 🙂

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Things Bruce says to Alfred when he thinks the Batkids aren’t listening (perhaps after a glass of scotch or two)…

Bruce: I love my kids so much. I’m so sorry they have me as a father.

When asked what it was Alfred had sewn into his latest Red Hood suit…

Jason: I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house.

Yet another dream Batfamily canon issue of mine…

Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, and Robin bored out of their minds while out on patrol with Batman and finding (creative) ways to kill the time.

Like, an entire spread of just… Batboy dumbness (behind a very focused and intense Batman’s back – or so they think. Maybe Bats has just been looking at Catwoman’s apartment window for two hours now and he simply couldn’t care less at the moment).

Plus, Alfred on the Comm Link asking if he should bring them juiceboxes and sandwiches.

Heck, I’d buy the issue even for just two panels.

Downtime chat at the Wayne Manor kitchen…

Dick/Jason/Tim: Why does that matter? I’m adopted.

Alfred: *deadpan* Oh, my goodness. Who told you?