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After hours of searching the Manor…

Alfred: *throws hands up in exasperation as the five-course dinner he prepared grows cold* Well, the boys are off. I wonder where they went.

Bruce: Out of town.

Alfred: How do you know, Master Bruce?

Bruce: I told them not to.

Jason: *oblivious to the remnants of the scrumptuous five-course meal he just devoured hanging off the corner of his mouth as realization dawns on him* Son of a bat…

Dick: Right?

Tim: It didn’t seem suspicious to you? At all?

Damian: -Tt- Reverse psychology. I wouldn’t put it past Father.

Duke: Or is it reverse-reverse psychology… ?

Alfred: *grinning smugly while placing a slice of homemade blueberry mousse in front of each of them* Does it really matter, young masters?

Alfred: Care for a piece, @imaginationphoenix ?

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Mornings at the Manor…

Damian: *cutting down animal-shaped shrubs on the lawn with a katana*

Dick: *watches Damian through the kitchen window while eating his cereal*

Dick: *grinning* His quirks just make you love him more.

Alfred: *blinks*

Alfred: *continues cooking omelettes*

Jason: *aggressively stuffs his mouth with pancakes*

Tim: *chokes on his coffee*

Bruce: *hides behind the Gotham Gazette* Dick:

Dick: *jaws aching* Someone please agree with me.