#titans (2018) #incorrect spoiler
Kory: *brushes debris off her suit*
Dick: *grins proudly*
Jason: *turns to Dick* How many girlfriends have you had that can walk away from a bomb unscathed?
When asked what it’s like being part of the Batfamily…
Duke: It doesn’t make any sense… Except it makes absolute sense.
Bruce to the Batkids / Dick to the Titans: This isn’t the family you pictured, but it’s the one you have and you have a choice.
Batman: *opening his eyes gingerly*
Batman: *recalling that he’d been badly beaten up and pushed off a tower by a villain, then realizing that he’s currently hundreds of feet up in the air*
Batman: Cl-Clark? What the –
Superman: *carrying him, bridal style* Bruce, with all due respect, shut up. I’m saving you.
Saving the coordinates of his Fortress of Solitude on Batman’s communicator…
Superman: If you ever want to save the world again, you know where I am. *finger-guns*
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Bat “Like I Don’t Already Know Where It Is” Man
Bat “Like I’m Gonna Call You” Man
Bat “I Hate Guns, Cut That Out” Man
Imagine:
70 Degrees = Bruce saying “I love you, son”
Fahrenheit = Pretending-to-Be-Unaffected Damian
Celsius = Caught-Off-Guard Jason
Titans: *Unashamedly dark, gritty, emotional. Has violence, swearing, nudity and darker colors. Takes it’s characters seriously. Blends realistic, street level drama with supernatural and sci-fi elements*
Also Titans: *Has Bruce do the Batusi*
When asked about his daily routine…
Batman: Hn.
Batman: I go on patrol from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat breakfast, sleep for six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask in Alfred’s passive aggressive comments about my social life, then I’m off to Wayne Enterprises, fresh as a daisy.
At the Justice League Awards…
Superman: … And the “Young Justice Mentor of the Year” is… *opens envelope*
Wonder Woman: Batman!
Crowd: *mixture of boos and cheers*
Batman: *goes to the podium*
Batman: Hn. This is not my fault. I tried to be a jerk.
Gossiping about Clark and Conner’s “situation”…
Diana: I really doubt that he’s just abandoning Conner… I mean, he’s his father!
Bruce: Diana, his exact words were, “I know I’m your father, but I’m abandoning you.”
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