When Batman grounds you from patrolling until you learn to get along with each other…
Red Robin: I really love you, little brother.
Robin: *throws the script at him* -Tt- We have got to get you to that acting clinic, Drake.
Red Robin: And that was with me picturing coffee.
Jason: Hey, Alf, could you pass me that can of beer?
Alfred: Master Jason, it’s breakfast.
Jason: … And a piece of toast?
Superman: I kind of feel like hugging you now.
Batman: As my friend, you know that would be a rash decision.
Red Robin: I’m sorry I accused you of arson.
Red Hood: Well, I was the obvious suspect.
At last, the true origin story…
Superman: How do you do all that?
Batman: I was bitten by a radioactive detective.
When another Multiverse Crisis hits…
Superman: I always imagined you’d have a secret lair beneath a volcano for such an occasion.
Batman:
Batman: *grins*
Bruce: What are you doing?
Alfred: *collecting all kinds of paperwork into piles and shutting down the Batcomputer*
Alfred: Depriving you of all stimuli. Time for you to get some sleep, Master Bruce.
Bruce: What? No, no. Right after you solve a case, you’re flushed with a success. We should double down with work!
Alfred: *walks away with said piles*
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Wanna bet he does the same to Master Timothy?
When you finally get to meet the Batman in the flesh…
Wally and Kyle: *watching open-mouthed as Batman works on the Watchtower computer*
Wally: This is so weird. I dressed up as him for Halloween.
Kyle: I did, too.
Picking Halloween costumes be like…
Roy: Can we please make you into a princess?
Jason: No.
Roy: I think it would make Lian happy.
Jason: Why does that matt – Shut up.
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That’s why you’re her favowite uncle, Jay.
At the Annual Justice League Halloween Party…
Clark: I’m a prince!
Diana: I’m a mermaid!
Bruce: I’m Batman.
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